Such as Groucho,Will Rogers,W.C. Fields, Bob Hope?? Two of my favorites are from Groucho:
1.One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas..How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!!
2. These are my principles,and if you don't like them..well I have others!!
2006-10-20 16:39:40 · 9 answers · asked by KEITH G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Pumpkin Head-That's a good one!!
2006-10-20 16:55:43 · update #1
Snagglefritz-Good one as well!
2006-10-20 16:56:32 · update #2
Here's Mae West:
When I'm good.....I'm good,
but when I'm bad...I'm better!!
2006-10-20 17:02:28 · update #3
Wc Fields
Lady at Party, "Sir you are drunk!"
Fields, "Yes, and in the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly."
2006-10-20 16:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
groucho marx playing a hunter talking about his african hunting safari "i shot a tiger in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas i'll never know"
2006-10-20 16:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Eric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything Rodney Dangerfield said was my favorite.
2006-10-20 16:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by DeborahDel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I remember my trip into the jungles of Africa, forgot the corkscrew, had to drink water for two weeks". ----W.C. Fields
2006-10-20 16:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I was a Carrol Burnette fan.
Now that was a funny woman!
2006-10-20 16:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Pookie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!!---Oliver Hardy to Stan Laurel!!
2006-10-20 16:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by f4fanactic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
anything from lucille ball i adore her
2006-10-20 16:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take my wife, please! Henny Youngman
2006-10-20 16:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take my wife ....... PLEASE! Rodney D.
2006-10-20 16:47:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋