I want to share this with you all because I don't have anything against Gay Folks, I think we are all the same and if we can laugh and enjoy life then it's all good. Please let me know what you think and how you feel about my joke, Thanks.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?! "
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian."
2006-10-20 15:48:08 · 15 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
LOL I thought that was funny. i liked it, Im going to get my hubby to read it too!!!
2006-10-20 15:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. You can almost picture the cowboy mulling it over before he answered again.
2006-10-21 00:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he...nice one...It is so funny that cowboys are so connected with homosexuality now...(not in this joke but in general). Sometimes opposites or things unrelated do come together.
2006-10-20 23:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Nostromo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!!!!!!! Are you a Southern cowboy Or Northern cowboy?
2006-10-20 23:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nukkk, Nukkk, nukkk! Good one.
2006-10-20 23:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before...but it is still funny...roflmao....thank you for the chuckle...
2006-10-21 01:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. A lot of men must be...
2006-10-20 23:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by Dntcrosthline 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-20 22:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Matt Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. This is a good one !!!
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2006-10-20 22:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!
2006-10-20 23:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Fabulous, young and broke! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋