My wife who is 4.5 lbs overweight since the birth of our twins is really trying my patience. I put her on a strict diet of spinach and consumme, I found a candy wrapper in the garbage container. ( I check the garbage randomly to check on my wife ). Yesterday I found her on the computer after 6 pm ( She is not allowed on the computer after that time till she loses the weight ). Then to top it all off, I sent her to the grocery store to get me some chocolates I like ( I have a sweet tooth ), I told her that she had 45 mins to make the round trip ( She is not allowed to drive, walking is best for dieters ) and she came back in 60 mins. I'm really thinking she's having an affair, the store is only 2 miles away. She said she was tired ( it was 11:45 pm ) said taking care of the babies tires her out..Do you think she's being faithful ? All the clues point to adultery..
2006-10-20 15:25:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You cannot be serious and if you are, you need serious help, not your wife.
2006-10-20 15:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't blame her if she was having an affair!!!! You ARE a controlling SOB!!! WHO gives you the right to tell her what she can and can't eat and check the garbage and set her time on the computer AND not allowing her to drive. YOU are a sick sick sick person who needs to wake up. Your not ALLOWED to control anyone like this and that's exactly what your doing. YOU are responsible for pushing her away. If I were her, I'd leave your a*s FAST. Your a jerk!!!!!!!
2006-10-21 02:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by older&wiserforit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, is this your 17 year old second cousin that you married? Just two days ago you asked us about her parenting skills and in that question you only had one baby. When did the twins come along? That was just two days ago. You must keep your fat young cousin busy!
Hurry, ask a question that has to do with being attracted to her sister, or wanting to watch her with her lover. You know you want to! You know you just love getting a rise out of people who tell you what a loser you are or how mean you are, whether they know you're making it up or not, tool!
2006-10-20 23:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, first of all I only think she is tiered sick of a demanding and controlling husband! you would drive me insane!!!!!! try to be more considerate of her, for God's sake, she's JUST HAD a baby! It takes a while. I'm pretty sure I would try to be as much time away from you as I could, STOP being so controlling or you will definately lose her!
2006-10-20 22:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by JD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No - she is not having an affair.
You are the worst human being on earth. The only thing overweight is your big fat mouth. Shut it.
If your wife is lucky, you'll choke on those chocolates.
2006-10-20 23:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are psycho! I have never heard anything so ridiculous in my life! If your wife IS cheating, I don't blame her. She is probably trying to find a new man that isn't crazy. I think you are joking so if this isn't a joke, then I recommend you go check yourself into a mental institution.
2006-10-20 22:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by dat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You ARE right..all clues do point to adultery! Leave her!
Thanks for the points!
2006-10-21 23:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Dental Hygienist Jess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually all clues point to you being a jerk. Your stories are stupid, if anyone was dumb enough to treat his wife the way you claim you do, he should be kicked to the curb. GROWUP!!!!!
2006-10-21 12:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by padget2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An affair would be the least of your worries if I was your wife.. laugh
2006-10-20 22:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by magnolia_76 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Re-read what you wrote, i think the "clues" point to the fact that you need some councelling!
2006-10-21 08:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by denise b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude. Uh, if this is a joke. It isn't funny. If it isn't a joke, your wife should call the national domestic violence hotline, and you should seek professional help.
2006-10-20 22:36:36 · answer #11 · answered by charlie_n_tx 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋