2006-10-20 15:06:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
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2006-10-20 15:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you have to become a fake born-again Christian so you can fool all the bible beaters.
Second, start snorting coke - lots of it. And don't forget to drink a lot too, that should help.
But most of all, No. 3 - you have to become a functional illiterate and start mispronouncing words and saying goofy and strange things that make absolutely no sense. This will entitle you to call yourself "the decider" and then you'll be just like Bush. Then, the guys in the white coats will come after you and take you back to your padded cell.
2006-10-20 23:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dye your hair white with clorox. Straddle a barrel sideways and sleep with your legs around it for two months, insert a permanent shaker in both shoulders, suck the fat out of your lips,
practice saying terrrroosst, nuclular, ak ma dinner jadd,
anti semantic, compassioned......... ( for a start)
and put a really big sock in your underwear and go on a test ride aboard a fighter jet
You are guaranteed to be one cool dude.
2006-10-21 00:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
since when is george bush cool?
2006-10-20 22:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by meddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit yourself in the head with a big hammer 300 times.
2006-10-23 20:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool as George bush? hmm since when is a semi retarded war happy pompous *** considered cool?
2006-10-20 22:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do a lot of cocaine.
Get a rich dad who can get you into an expensive college that you don't have the IQ for.
And talk with a southern accent. It'll make you look smarter.
2006-10-20 22:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by still waiting 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you want to be cool as GB hope your rich as he is
Then you can be real cool
If he is cool to you then thats what you can do if you want to
really cool to have the all the things money can get .
but money doesn;t get everything But I think it does pave the cool
road to being easy cool fool
2006-10-20 22:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by .................................... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink alot of booze, snort alot of coke and become a cheerleader.
2006-10-21 00:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call him, maybe he can give you lessons on how to be cool like him via phone.
2006-10-20 22:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do lots of drugs and drinks lots of alcohol so that you can killing most of your brain cells. Than hang out with people who are smarter than you and who can manipulate you.
2006-10-20 22:18:24 · answer #11 · answered by Merrick 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋