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I know you all have a story to tell about what the darnest things kids say. Like my son saw his dad walk out naked one day and didnt understand what it was and said eww and covered his eyes. My daughter now six but when she was younger saw a picture of a squirrel and said MOMMY THAT SQUIRREL HAS BIG NUTS" I about fell out. I would love to hear your stories about the funniest things you ever heard a kid say

2006-10-20 14:42:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

My friend's four year old son was riding his bike outside at his Grandpa's house. His Grandpa had just got a brand new truck. Jesse ended up crashing his bike into Grandpa's new truck and making a big scratch in the new paint. Grandpa was furious. He came out to reprimand Jesse. Jesse turned to his Grandpa with a sad puppy dog look and said "Sorry just doesn't cut it, does it, Grandpa?"

2006-10-20 14:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by tlkpooh 2 · 5 0

Wow, well it's actually from my friend's twins. She called me right after this happened and sounded like she had lost her voice. She goes out a lot, and has a permenant babysitter. Apparently the babysitter educated them because during a bath, in which both kids (a boy and a girl) were in the tub, the boy said "mommy, I have a penis and Lee has a vagina". He said it matter of factly and she said she about died after she heard that because he was so proud of his new found knowledge.

2006-10-20 14:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My daughter was about two yrs old and had just gotten out of the bath. I carried her out to the livingroom in a big towel and sat her on the couch. While I was back in the bathroom to clean up, she had unwrapped and was cruising around in the buff. When I came back to the front room she had her hand on her bum with a horrified look on her face. I asked her "What's the matter baby?" and she replies, "Mommy! There's a hole in my bum and I just put my pinger in it!!"

I just about died laughing!!

2006-10-20 14:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

i'm fifty one i exchange into buying in my interior sight club Warehouse on Tuesday. I used between the flatbed carts as i exchange into buying my month-to-month Case of Bottled Water. mutually as waiting in line, there exchange right into a woman with 2 boys in front of me. one among her sons stated; "look mom, that guy has a beard!" She stated; "definite he Does". Then her different Son stated; "mom, that guy has a great cart!" She spoke back, "definite He does" She then pointed to the cart and woman interior the subsequent lane and informed them she additionally had many great products as properly. I informed her boys have been properly behaved. She thanked me and stated properly each and every so often they are able to be a hand finished.

2016-10-15 06:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My little cousin said these things:

~She couldn't sad "wizard" o she said:
"Weed of Oz!"
~We went to an aquarium and she said this about the dolphins:
"Fishies jump out of the wata."
~She saw Pocahauntas and said this When he dropped the sand Pocahauntas gave him:
"John Smith no like dirt."
~After seeing Pocahauntas in the theaters, she said:
"Lion King Next!"
~Her first words were when her mom tried to feed her peas:
"Mean Mom!"

She a riot! And she said them with assertiveness and exclamation. And with her little accent because she couldn't pronounce some things. She's grown now of course, but it was adorable!

2006-10-20 14:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by otter7 5 · 2 1

my friend's son is afraid of thunderstorms. My friend told her son however, that God was just bowling and that's why the "booms" are so loud. Another loud clap of thunder errupted and with wide eyes, her son said: "Gee, he's good!"

Too cute.

2006-10-20 14:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ari 4 · 3 0

The other day my 5 yr old nephew asked my Grandpa why his teeth were yellow.I couldn't stop laughing.

2006-10-20 14:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 3 0

my daughter was about 4 and her cousin went to get a bowl of chips. (this cousin is annoying) my daughter looked at her and said "i don't think you need any chips you need to lose weight". i wasn't there i was told about it.

2006-10-20 14:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by nakita 6 · 3 0

my nephew told me once that i was a monkey's uncle.

2006-10-20 14:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 4 0

my childrens use plugged in toasters as bath toys..its adorable

2006-10-20 14:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 2 3

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