I really need a good laugh
2006-10-20 14:31:47 · 14 answers · asked by Jennifer M 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make a sound?? ok now if a man speaks and no one is around to hear is he still wrong??
2006-10-20 14:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was an elderly man who slowly walked up to the White House, where there was a young Marine guard. The old man says to the guard, "I have traveled quite aways and I wish to see Bill Clinton." The guard looks at the old man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but Bill Clinton is not here any longer, there is now a different president." The old man says, "Oh I see," then leaves.
The very next morning the same guard was standing there, and who do you think returns, slowly approaching again? Sure enough it was the old man, and the guard figured he had a different question, but again he says, "I would like to see Bill Clinton." The guard patiently tells the man again, "Sir, as I indicated yesterday, Mr. Clinton no longer resides at this office." The old man nods, and then strolls away.
Day three: Same scenario - the guard is standing there and along comes the old man, who again insists, "I want to see Bill Clinton." The guard, becoming somewhat frustrated looks at the man and tells him, "Sir, this is the third day you have come here asking for Bill Clinton, even though I have made it perfectly clear he doesn't live at the White House any longer. What else can I do to convince you, don't you understand, sir?"
The old man looks at the guard straight in the eye and says, "As I told you, I have traveled quite a distance. You have told me that Bill Clinton does not live here any longer. Yes, young man, I do understand it, but you see...I JUST LOVE HEARING IT!”
The young Marine smiles warmly and says in agreement, "Sir...I'll look forward to seeing you again tomorrow!"
2006-10-20 21:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was a kid my family went to the mall. My dad wasn't paying attention and bumped into what he thought was a woman and said excuse me maam. Then turned around to see it was only a mannequin.
2006-10-21 00:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked into a bar.
OUCH!!
Visit politicalhumor.about.com for a good laugh!
2006-10-20 21:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jemma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MY FRIEND IS A MAIL MAN AND HE WOULD BRING PEANUTS
TO FEED THE SQUIRRELS ON HIS ROUTE. AFTER A WHILE ABOUT 10-15 SQUIRRELS WOULD RUN UP TO HIM FOR THE PEANUTS.
ONCE, WHEN MY FRIEND WAS ON VACATION,HE WAS REPLACED BY SOMEONE WITH ONLY 3 DAYS ON THE JOB. ABOUT 45MIN. AFTER HE LEFT THE OFFICE, THE POST OFFICE GOT A STRANGE CALL.
"HELP! HELP! I AM ON TOP OF A CAR AND SQUIRRELS ARE ATTACKING ME! SEND HELP! "
TRUE STORY AND NO IT WAS NOT ME
2006-10-20 22:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by KAT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'ev got something no waite I forgot lol
two blonds were on the way to kings island well the sign ahead read kings island left so they turned around and went back home lol (hope it worked)
2006-10-20 21:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by Heart-of-Hearts 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok, a friend of mine is married to a mechanic. she went to the neighbors house to pick up her kids, and the lady told her she was having trouble with her "vulva". my friend, always trying to help, thought she said "volvo", and said, maybe my husband could look at it for you.
needless to say her neighbor died laughing.
2006-10-20 22:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by melinda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look in a mirror to see something funny.
2006-10-20 21:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
why is it so hot in the stadium after a football game?
cus all the fans left!
2006-10-20 21:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by ammmmmyy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get the booger
2006-10-20 21:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋