2006-10-20 14:22:43 · 8 answers · asked by Didgeridude 4 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Houston
Oh he would never make it. He would have to stop in Alabama to look for WMD. Then when not finding them head to Cleveland, Georgia to the Cabbage Patch Kids Hospital and see if that is where babies really come from. Understand that in his world of east and west he would be like the rest of the politicians, direction is which ever the wind blows.
2006-10-20 14:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good question. He'd probably find yet another "turning point" driving westbound from TX to FL (LMAO). And then another turning point. Eventually after all these turning points, a casual observer would realize that he is just going in circles, spinning his wheels.
2006-10-22 13:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by The ~Muffin~ Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr President..how would you answer that? "It would defnly be hhard hwork. Drifin an autamabeyul hcross the pacific should alwhays be considerd harrd hwork. Especially durin times of nuculer threat like we have today. Ole Pootypoo sees me floatin around the ocean in the lemo he might think Im a brick short and start gettin ideas. Pooty was just askin me the other day if I thought the cease fire worked at all and I said hell Poot...Dick hasnt shot anybody in over 6 months."
2006-10-20 15:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by Funnel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He and the Con-jobs would blame the liberals for putting the Pacific in his way.
2006-10-20 14:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd wait till he got to California, then rename it Florida.
2006-10-20 14:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would keep going to Florida. His Brother is our Governor.
2006-10-21 06:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by ASTORROSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd reach his destination (i.e. complete the mission) before going home.
2006-10-20 14:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by nighthawk_842003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...and I surely wouldn't care...as long as he is as far away from me and my family as possible!
2006-10-21 09:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by kturner5265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋