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He is constantly tripping over corpses and filing Workers' Comp. claims.

2006-10-20 13:46:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I checked on IMDB and there are two movies with similar plot lines from the 70's, and there's a script in development at Universal about a blind grave digger. Don't be discouraged. Any movie with sight gags involving a corpse and a bumbling embalmer is bound to be hilarious.

2006-10-20 13:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask Samantha. She's always helping you with the clients campaigns. Or just make the movie and see what happens. That is of course if bumbling Aunt Clara doesn't try to help otherwise she may goof and accidentally reanimate the corpses which will then make the premise of the movie irrelevant! Whatever you do keep it a secret from Endora and stay away from Uncle Arthur's brandy!

2006-10-20 13:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 0 0

mmm. I dont think it would work out.
You see people like things like spooky sacry movies.

they would also like that movie if the mortician was looking for clues to a murder, while working with the police in an exotic location.

they might like the movie if the people were vampires, its halloween and that would sell

the Mortician could be an alien from out space taking people up to his ship and them droping them off at a big city. Of course droping them from the sky could get messy and you need a great clean up crew with a cute guy, cute exotic girl, geekie guy. very serious person keeping everyone working and not getting sick.

2006-10-20 13:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 0

in simple terms think of of it this form: it incredibly is a narrative. it is your tale. something, in simple terms approximately something can take place in it. that is like starting to be your very own international, the place you get to compliment what happens to the characters. you could create creatures, create names, create places, create human beings. you could create flora that carry deadly poison, or the means of therapeutic human beings. you could create a appropriate international or you could create one that is being destroyed. you additionally could make your characters appropriate, or you will possibly have a character that may no longer that particularly, isn't that superb, and/or has a mysterious white scar working alongside the fringe of his/her face from eye to jaw, and characteristic an exciting tale in the back of it. Even the littlest info could have a great tale in the back of it which could resolve the full situation interior the tale. working example: somebody acts a definite unusual way or has a strange habit and that is all linked to a minimum of something that surpassed off interior the previous that connects to the biggest character. such as, the biggest character is attempting to unravel the dying of a realative, who supposedly commited suicide, however the biggest character believes that the realatives dying exchange into no longer suicide, nor an twist of destiny. the biggest character meets somebody who has lost his/her memory by way of fact of a few variety of trama, and it appears that evidently the character had actual been THERE and seen the biggest charater's relative killed, however the trauma had made him/her loose his/her memory, or consistent with threat, mutually as working to get the police, s/he tripped and hit his/her head. the probabilities for a narrative are infinite! you will possibly be able to desire to be following a definite tale line then on the tip have an unpredicted twist! stable success :D

2016-10-15 06:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You have a better chance of seeing a leprechaun getting bashed by a Snowman in the middle of a desert then seeing your book a success.

2006-10-20 13:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by D 3 · 0 0

If the mortician were Jim Carey than absolute success is assured.

2006-10-20 13:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tall Guy 3 · 0 1

your chances are ok. I mean COME ON! we've all heard about the mortitionist who DOES see dead folks! Tis will be different... Just put an interesting twist somewhere in there and it will be perfect

2006-10-20 13:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by GalPal 3 · 0 0

Get Brad Pitt or Johnnie Depp to star in it. Those two hairless weiner boys could sell anything! Ick.

2006-10-20 13:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A BLIND mortician? Sounds interesting...just hope he doesn't embalm someone who isn't dead.

2006-10-21 01:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he they would be no part 2

2006-10-20 13:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0 0

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