2006-10-20 12:45:38 · 7 answers · asked by *SexXyLuV* 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax...OH, MY GOD!" -----Silence -----followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
2006-10-20 12:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Biker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When a friend of mine would start dating a new guy she would think he was the perfect man. She knew in her heart that was impossible so she would go through his laundry looking for skid marks. Down to earth she'd come along with her perfect man.
2006-10-20 13:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by *COCO* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope fresh out of them stories
2006-10-20 12:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made my son do the laundry, as his underpants were disgusting.
He was putting them in the wash with a broom handle. Even he was grossed out by them
2006-10-20 12:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not lately since all my kids are grown and left home. Thank the Lord!!! Now their girlfriends and wives have to do their laundry!!ha
2006-10-20 14:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Carol H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no stories
2006-10-20 13:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by carpet guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope......
2006-10-20 12:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋