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Mine is a tie between:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
-- speaking to top Pentagon brass, Washington, DC, August 5, 2004; reported by Reuters.

and

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
-- Saginaw, MI, September 29, 2000

2006-10-20 12:09:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

SpasticNate - I'm glad to see someone injecting humor into this.

2006-10-21 07:52:52 · update #1

19 answers

The worst was was when he told the Iraqis before the Iraq war, "BRING IT ON".

And 4 years later, they are still bringing it on. Very sad.

2006-10-20 12:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Villain 6 · 3 3

How about....
"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006
or
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006
or
"We shouldn't fear a world that is more interacted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 27, 2006
or
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006


there's more.....
OH WAIT ...my favorite
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

2006-10-20 19:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by Katie 4 · 0 0

I really do support President Bush, but he does say some incredibly strange things.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

I think it is great that we have such a fine man in office, even if he is rather inarticulate. At least, he can laugh at himself and the silly things that he sometimes blurts out. That shows a man with a great deal of self-confidence.

2006-10-20 19:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Answergirl 5 · 1 0

President Bush: Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?

Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: I can take them off.

Bush: I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.

Wallsten: All right, I'll keep it, then.

Bush: For the viewers, there's no sun.

Wallsten: I guess it depends on your perspective.

Bush: Touché.

—Exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006. Dubya shouldn't be allowed out in public or to attempt to speak in public... people all over the world are making fun of Americans not because he (stole the election) got elected under such "strange" circumstances (where his brother is the governor... the uncounted votes... shameful) but because the American public allowed him to do it twice (in Ohio, too)... it's like repeating the same mistake and expecting a different result... non-sequitur!

Maybe we should encourage Dubya to go hunting with Vice President Prick Cheney... (now, really, that title is so becoming... "Vice President".... it's like saying he's the President of Vice... hahahaha...

2006-10-20 19:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sept 14, 2001 at WTC Ground Zero with a megaphone while rescue workers were chanting 'USA! USA!' Bush said, "I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."

2006-10-20 19:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 1 0

i don't remember the date or the exact question.it was during his first term.ill never forget this answer though.he was asked a question about the economy.his answer was,if i knew that i would be an economist.I'm the president not a economist. i knew for sure the country was in trouble after that.

2006-10-22 19:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by crazywildman1 3 · 0 0

Bush will be looked favorably upon in the history books, second only to Reagan.

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=irishdictator

2006-10-21 14:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by SlapADog 4 · 1 0

Go out and shop (after 9/11)

2006-10-20 20:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0 0

I like the fool me once; But my best laugh came from "The America and the US has been at war since WWII"

2006-10-20 19:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey Laura, these cigars the Clintons left behind smell like fish!

2006-10-20 19:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The right hand (moving the left) knows what the left hand moving the right) is doing

2006-10-20 19:12:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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