2006-10-20 11:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Palm Sunday is a day of rememberance for when Jesus rode into town on a donkey and all the townsfolk ran out of their houses and greeted him with a shower of semen, this was the first of many bukkake stories that appear in the New Testament, the last one of course being when Christ knocked out his last ever hand shandy on the cross as Mary knelt mourning below him.
2006-10-21 23:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There is no legal jurisdiction behind it, it only applies to christians. Men are bound by the church to spend Palm Sunday either doing the 'five knuckle shake' (as Tiger kindly mentioned, you cannot go wrong) or by beating kids and women into submission using said palm of the hand. Bitchslapping however is reserved for Catholics.
Atheists and agnostics meanwhile are not bound in any way to observe christian beliefs, but it has become common practice in parts of Cornwall (UK) to toss (off) people partaking in Palm Sunday celebrations, using anything palm tree related objects. Stoning them with coconuts work best, though slapping Christians with giant green leaves, or barking at them, are also indications Cornish youth know how to enjoy themselves.
2006-10-20 18:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am going camping this weekend. I know, great timing,huh? You'd figure I'd want to spend some time inside, since my time is running out on my place. Oh well, the outdoors will do me good. Plus I got a sweet tent on super sale from Target last year and it keeps taunting me in the box. I almost set it up in my living room. I'm real glad I didn't. Oh, and Urban Bella, do you still think a guy that admits to almost putting a tent in his living room can still mack the ladies online? I think not.
Anyway, here's what I think everyone else will be doing:
Madison-Screwing a married chick or plotting to screw one.
Gorthos-Playing D&D and having Sat as the scheduled sex night. He's Canadian, anyway, so he doesn't count.
Lorelia-Marathon "Road Head" weekend
Kate-Something fun with a really hot guy.
Jelly-Drinking/Hungover, Drinking/Hungover. Then something proverbial.
MA-Dreaming about Vespas and splashing about in a lake.
Jenni-watching Pulp Fiction, Driving her convertible and vibing starbucks guys
Independentgrl-Dreaming about vegas
Nic-Going to a concert and taking her shoes off
UB-Going to some expensive L.A. supper club, getting drunk and harassing stars.
Retro-Banging the "pay for gay" Redken Boys (I'm wishing this on you)
Libby-Doing something so her daughter will remember this fourth forever.
Intelligentsia-Canadian, probably having beers with Gorthos.
Meg-Kicking it with MA having the bikini splashing party (In my mind it is much more innocent than it sounds. There's a sunset and everything)
Salty-Doing tequila body shots with someone fabulous
Claven-At the beach, rereading Clinton's memoirs and wearing a hula skirt.
Liz-Going to Chicago and getting drunk with friends. Perhaps kisses another girl.
Rachel-Something dirty in a car.
Have a good weekend.
2006-10-20 18:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by decoyaryan 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Madame Palm and her 5 lovely daughters no less lad.
2006-10-21 11:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always thought that psalm Sunday was all about remembering Jesus sacrifice to us and remembering our departed loved ones.
Putting flowers on graves of loved ones etc!
Maybe wrong!
Do think it has anything it has anything to do with jerking off though!
Each to his perverted own I guess!
2006-10-20 18:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no its not its time for a circle jerk and youre the pivet man
besides masturbating isnt just for men, any more,
2006-10-20 18:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by outlaw64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As opposed to every other day of the year?
2006-10-20 18:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by Daisy Artichoke 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a real jerk, unworthy to use Michael Caine as your avatar.
2006-10-20 18:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dunrobin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bugg*r!
What are we supposed to do the rest of the year?
2006-10-20 18:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they don't have girlfriends, lives, or anything better to do then, yes.
2006-10-20 18:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋