An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"
2006-10-20 09:47:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Check these out as well for a good laugh!
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2006-10-20 09:48:41 · update #1
Another good one , you made me laugh again !
hahahahahah
2006-10-20 09:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute one. It made the rounds among the health care professionals a few years ago, but well worth repeating. Sadly, so true.
2006-10-20 16:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea
2006-10-20 16:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by Philly Joe Remarkable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy going on dates, but my wife gets jealous.
2006-10-20 16:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lookin good
2006-10-21 04:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-10-20 17:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2006-10-20 16:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love dates,its always something different
2006-10-20 16:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is slick
2006-10-20 16:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-20 16:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋