Once on a bus I heard a woman talking about her husband and she said ' if anything happens to either of us I think i'll go and live in Spain'. Has anyone heard anything similar recently?
2006-10-20 08:01:25 · 14 answers · asked by Heather 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My husband saying to his friend in the pub that he is a great lover
2006-10-20 08:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the funniest thing i ever heard was when i told my friends that i was thinking of moving to new mexico,and they had told me that i would have to learn spanish. I laughed so freakin hard and explained to them that new mexico is a state, they felt pretty stupid..
2006-10-20 08:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend was packing up her home ready to move to new zealand with her family when an elderly neighbour came round to wish them well.
as the neighbour was leaving, she turned round and asked if the daughter would still be delivering the local paper each week!!
the woman is loopy tho! she takes her cat for walks on a lead!! lol
2006-10-20 08:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cleaner had this sign on the gent's toilet whilst he was cleaning: "Please use alternative toilet." So this old man comes along and reads the sign - and on he goes into the next toilet which happened to be that of ladies. Fortunately for him, there was noone in. When confronted by the cleaner, he just replied, "I was just doing what your sign is implying, and this is the only alternative toilet in sight."
2006-10-20 08:12:54 · answer #4 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today at work a spanish person was asked what kind of dog she had, she replied that the had a mongo instead of saying a mongrel. We thought it was hysterical and asked if this dog was Mongolian.
2006-10-20 08:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like that...my boyfriend and I were watching a movie, and he always falls asleep on me if it's later at night, but still tries to talk to make me think he's awake. There was a guy on the movie talking and he was like, "he sounds like a man!" Not the funnies thing I've EVER heard, but pretty damn funny, and really STUPID too. He sounds like a man...ha! and duh!
2006-10-20 08:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his children looking round our girl's grammar school for open evening said that he thought his son would do very well there.
2006-10-20 08:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by Katrina Van Tassel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will put my glasses on so I can hear you,often used in the cotton mills because of the noise of the machines,they read lips.
2006-10-20 08:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Francis7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sh*t myself have you.
and when my 10 yr old daughter said " a boy held my friends head under water in the pool and she panicked because she's homophobic"
2006-10-20 08:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by DAVID H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smell ya later
2006-10-20 08:02:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋