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My wife doesn't like to give bj's because she says the taste is unbearable.(tastes salty she says) Is there anything I can eat or drink that will change the taste of my stuff. Serious answers would be appreciated.

2006-10-20 07:55:33 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

52 answers

Change your diet. The things you eat and drink has a direct effect on what the body fluids taste like. Do a google on suggested foods or drinks you can consume a few hours before she services the plumbing.

2006-10-20 07:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Cambion Chadeauwaulker 4 · 0 0

What to eat/drink:

Plums Grapefruit
Oranges Pineapple
Lemons Spearmint
Bananas Green Tea
Limes Chamomile Tea
Grapes Cilantro
Mangoes Parsley

What to avoid:

Broccoli Red meat
Brussels Sprouts Dairy Products
Asparagus Chocolate
Spices Coffee
Onions Chemically processed liquor
Garlic Cigarettes


Also, drink lots of water. Pineapple juice is your friend, as well.

2006-10-23 10:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by L Jeezy 5 · 0 0

Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.
It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.
Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.
Here then are 10 simple do’s and don't’s to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:
1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine.
2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 quarts a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Get plenty of fruit each day and sweeten your sperm taste
4. Eat plenty of vegetables except any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus.
5. Cut red meat consumption this is one of the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
6. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!
7. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions
8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
Good luck you may also loose some pounds if you stick to this diet.

2006-10-20 08:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

there is some stuff out on the market that is lickable
They are flavored liquid that you put on your partner and lick it off. Anywhere you like. I have some in a strawberry flavor and some with a cinnamon flavor. I was in the same position as your wife and found a way to fix it with the flavor stuff. Be careful when purchasing this thought. There is some out there that gets hoter the more you lick or blow on it. This may be good some places but I bet it would HURT you if put on your penis.

I purchased mine at a local adult book store. Don't be prudish about going in, just think they are working there. They see ALL kinds of people.
Good luck!!! You can take turns licking each other.
Thanks you have gave me a good idea for dessert tonight.

2006-10-20 08:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by staxi 3 · 0 0

absolutely, and i am being serious, what you eat or drink will *** out the same way so indulge in sugar chocolate and fruits before the big adventure, and also add a little honey or chocolate during the bj, it will help omit the taste, but remember you have to eat theses things a few hours in advance, it won;t happen within minutes

2006-10-20 13:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by chameleon5657 2 · 0 0

Did she do it w/o complaining before u got married? If so than u got tricked into marriage my friend. It tastes salty b/c u must sweat alot- take a shower right before. take a look at this site too- this guy is pretty brutal, but you can probally relate, AND learn a thing or 2 about the ol' ball n chain!

2006-10-20 08:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by broctune 2 · 0 0

Alot of women don't and there's not a whole lot you can do to change it. You can try citrus fruits that may change the taste slightly, but not alot. The salt is from the sodium contained in the human body and there's no changing that, really.
Perhaps she can have a towel handy and use that just as your about to "shoot your stuff."

2006-10-20 08:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by moniquebell 3 · 0 0

First of all before sex make sure your extremely clean, You can eat various things like vanilla or mint that is supposed change the taste however, you won't have time for that.
the best thing to do is put a little honey, a little not a lot on your head of your penis.

Additionally it is moe a mental thing for her really she just needs to get used to the taste. another trick is to have your woman please herself with a vibrator at the same time she is pleasing you and try to time your orgasm with hers, as she won't be focused on taste at that point she'll be focused on the big "O".
that works well

2006-10-20 08:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I heard pineapple juice....but I'm like your wife...and I don't think that anything you eat or drink would make a difference. I think it is the thought more than the taste that determines whether someone would swallow.

2006-10-20 07:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by ltlchk_2 2 · 1 0

Look she needs to figure this one out. She can get use to the taste if she WANTS to.

Your sexual satisfaction has to be important to her. If it really is she will work this out.

This is an excuse she is using to get out of something she used to do when you wee dating is my guess.

Explain to her in a non threatening or confrontational way that this is VERY important to you.

Wives of America please, do not pull this and give your husband what he needs. Husbands the same goes for you.

His wife will be posting here in about six months wondering why he got a BJ from someone else............and have no idea why.

2006-10-20 08:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by onlineseeker 4 · 1 1

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