After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us."
Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to go," he said.
"Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the kitchen sink."
So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked, "Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a paper towel?"
2006-10-20 07:36:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ewwwwwwwww lol man thats sick
2006-10-20 21:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of the Aesop myth of the grasshopper and the ant. Everybody's on the whole heard a minimum of one variation of the tale. The ant works difficult all summer time lengthy, constructing his residence and laying up presents for the iciness. The grasshopper thinks that is uninteresting and could instead play the summer time away. Come iciness, the ant is hot and good fed. The grasshopper has no meals or safe haven so he has 2 offerings: both die out within the bloodless or beg for charity from the ant. I'm now not certain I don't forget the film Titanic good ample to reply your query approximately the individual Jack Dawson however I'll take a stab at it. He was once an artist (correct?), had no assets of his possess to talk of, extra of a vagabond. But he was once relatively younger and hadn't but "settled," so I'm now not certain this is applicable in his case and we will by no means realize what he would have manufactured from his lifestyles. Most folks move even though anything identical once we're younger, I suppose. Few folks realize for specific which course we wish our lives to take. So, was once Jack real aimless or was once he exploring his choices, instructing himself approximately the arena? The situations of his demise proved his ability for devotion or even self-sacrifice. Interesting! ~
2016-09-01 00:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fun time?
Watching ducks mate.
2006-10-20 07:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
havin a few beers at home. and watching some funny movies
2006-10-20 08:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I was wondering when you were going to get here, Citizen!
2006-10-20 07:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fun time?.....Being with my wife.
2006-10-20 07:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont u ever get bored of just writing allllllll
JOKES!
2006-10-20 07:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
:) :)
2006-10-20 15:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋