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I recently took a part time job delivering body parts for an international crime syndicate. My latest job was to deliver a pair of feet to Italy for a moped crash victim, as I exited the airport I checked my package and was horrified to find that I had picked up 2 left feet by mistake! What am I gonna do?

2006-10-20 06:18:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

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Just take one and say you have a special delivery for Heather Mills ..

2006-10-20 08:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh costly. This feels like an extremely awkward subject. it extremely is by no skill common transforming into a member of two families quite whilst the two components have babies. yet there might desire to be provide and take in boths components. feels like a hell of quite some take from her area and quite some provide from yours. despite the fact that if we basically have your area of the tale i think. honestly issues at the instant are not so undesirable which you would be able to no longer sit down and talk approximately issues? i ask your self how long you have been jointly and have been you already living jointly till now the marriage? the greater effective dedication might have merely placed further rigidity to the area and issues will calm down possibly. Given time. If handling to talk to eachother isn't working then according to hazard some variety of mediation might help. it ought to sound slightly drastic despite the fact that if it extremely is worth it in case you prefer the dating to artwork out and for issues to get lower back on the right music. Divorce may be slightly drastic. worth attempting to rationalise together with her and make issues better out first. I wish you success.

2016-11-24 19:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Are you making this up. You cant make mistakes in a job like this. It seems like you have a lot of time because you went on to yahoo to ask for advice from smart people like me. My opinion is to take out your right feet and give it to them. Or just use 2 left feet, what difference does it make :-)

2006-10-20 06:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by DDOD 1 · 0 0

Thats sad, I hope you haven't really got two left feet. It might be a problem buying shoes as they normally come in a left and right so you would have to buy 2 pairs which means double the cost as they wouldn't sell them seperatly. You must be really skint - poor thing.

2006-10-20 06:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Katie G 3 · 0 1

well if they are made from wood.. i would get some seriously strong sand paper and sand that big toe right down.. shape it into a right foot.

if its plastic or metal well i just dont know maybe speak to a 'plastic' surgeon or something

2006-10-20 08:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by confused 6 · 0 0

Take dance lessons at a studio. I was the same way, still learning.

2006-10-20 06:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OHhhhh,,,your not in a good situation,,,you need to contact someone fast,,,the more longer time you take,,the more trouble you will be in!!

2006-10-20 06:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Swap one with your right!

2006-10-20 07:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by bavwill 3 · 0 0

cut off your right one. idiot.

2006-10-20 06:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by green eyes 4 · 0 0

erm..................... I dont know.............. Im sorry.......... your in a pickle mate!

2006-10-20 06:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0 0

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