Would god be offended? or just my nextdoor neighbor...
2006-10-20 05:19:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, unless you bring enough for everyone and cracker to.... :)
2006-10-20 19:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If God didn't want you to fart, you wouldn't be able to...your next door neighbor would be mad at you though.....I've farted in church before, thank goodness I sit in the back, if you sit to where one butt cheek is away from the other, it won't make a sound. hehe
2006-10-20 12:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather lose a friend than my intestine. If you hold it wouldn´t you self-combust? I say let it out and i don´t think God would be offended, he does know everything we do.
2006-10-20 12:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by serestmar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do it on purpose...I think God would be offended...but if you rip one accidently....like if it just sneaks out....I guess it's okay...I mean He did make our bodies to do that...just don't let really noisey or stinky ones..(~gag~)
2006-10-20 12:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember to lift up so it doesn't reverberate of the pew.
2006-10-20 12:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is the worst thing to do in church especially if everybody cans smell it.
2006-10-20 12:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mary S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it's not Camembert
2006-10-20 12:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if you sit in your own pew! lol
2006-10-20 12:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as nobody heard it.
2006-10-20 12:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as you share its fine
2006-10-20 12:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋