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"You are so much bigger than my Husband! "You are so much bigger than my Husband!"

My parrot isn't even married, I have asked my wife, and she has no idea either, although admittedly, neither of us are bird experts

2006-10-20 02:18:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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LOL... luvin your sense of humor.
are u Japanese by any chance--your name sounds one

2006-10-20 02:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 · 1 0

I believe that may be because your wife can't get over how tall the milkman is, and neither can the parrot. Don't take my word for it though.

2006-10-20 10:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well... in case like this... I would ask my wife again, pretending that I know about what I am talking.

But than again it could be one of worlds greatest mysteries, you may never find out and you always can change your parrot.
Now, if same thing happen again... Well, talk with mailman, or milkman... or lawyer

2006-10-20 09:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like the parrot heard your wife tell her lover something in secret. She should have killed the parrot and served him for dinner.

2006-10-20 09:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0 1

Someone must have said that expression and the parrot picked up on it.

2006-10-20 09:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0 0

LOL! ask your wife from whom the parrot mimmicked those words!

2006-10-20 09:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hhmmmm...kinda self explainitory. I have an idea, though. How bout you teach the bird to say "Remember the pre nump"

2006-10-20 09:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by forgottenprincess 3 · 0 0

Your parrot is repeating what's its constantly hearing in your house. You're obviously "small" and your wife knows how to get herself satisfied - from someone other than you.

2006-10-20 09:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 2

Oh Ichi, you must be terribly bored today!

Really, I think you could come up with something more clever than this. I've grown to expect more of you than this dribble. :)

2006-10-20 09:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0 0

sounds like its time to get a new wife, keep the bird though he sounds like a good stool pigeon

2006-10-20 09:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by kate b 4 · 2 0

LOL
classic ichi

2006-10-20 18:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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