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Any ideas why?

2006-10-20 01:35:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

I think it's cause she drinks too much. She always looks legless to me.

HA HA HA GEDDITT??? LEGLESS!!!! HA HA HA!!!! 'CAUSE SHE'S ONLY GOT ONE LEG!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! AND LEGLESS IS A EUPHEMISM FOR BEING DRUNK!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!

2006-10-20 03:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0 0

See? I knew England had a zombie epidemic on their hands...poor Linda...to not only suffer the indignities of being in her husband's band, Wings, but to get reanimated as a zombie...so sad. Add's a whole new level of meaning to Band on the Run, and Live and Let Die, doesn't it?

2006-10-20 08:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 0

That's because an off duty cop gave her an accidental lobotomy with a motorcycle.

2006-10-21 19:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by hipmonkey 2 · 0 0

Yeah. At least she doesn't walk bow-legged. Ok, OK , that was rude. But so what? She's going to hop out with a godzillion bucks (pounds?). What was he thinking!?

2006-10-20 08:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats cos she was in a car crash ages ago ya know youd walk funny too if ya hit a wall at 80mph

2006-10-20 08:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 0 0

i think its his ex wife now and she only has one leg so that is probably a very good indication of why

2006-10-20 09:01:37 · answer #6 · answered by sexy j 3 · 0 0

I think she is giddy at the thought of all the money she is going to take from him!

2006-10-20 09:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

That's NOT funny.
You know she lost her leg in an accident.

2006-10-20 08:38:15 · answer #8 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 1 0

yes, but when she's through with Paul she'll have a damn good leg to stand on, won't she?

2006-10-20 09:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0 0

It's from carring all o fthat money around

2006-10-20 08:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

she lost one leg in an accident

2006-10-20 08:41:24 · answer #11 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1 0

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