What are some insults guys use on girls and how to answer back?

Question

Ex.
Girl: Bite Me!
Guys: Sorry, I'm On a Low-fat diet!
Girl: uhh...?

Girl: (asks a guy out)
Guy: Nah, you're not my type
Girl: What's your type, then?
Guys: Attractive
Girl: :( ...?!

Answer 1

You've just got to be quick-witted. It's either a natural thing, or you have to develop this skill and practise it. If you do need to develop it, then at first it probably will not go so well. Initially the results could be embarrassing for you, but keep at it. Eventually you will get your expertise.

The responses to your example kick backs could be:-

1) Girl: That's not what your belly tells me.

2) Girl: Well, if you set your sights a lot lower, and you're very lucky, eventually you might get yourself a girlfriend, at long last.

If you give a witty killer response, then it's potentially a challenge to him for a follow-up snidey remark.

One day a bloke's remarks won't even bother you, and you'll just dismiss them with a wave of the hand, and walk away with dignity. In fact if you do that now, you'll just make the guy feel both insecure and immature. No matter how much he laughs out loud with his mates, you have actually just dealt a huge blow to his self-confidence and macho posturing.