2006-10-20 01:02:28 · 23 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
You're making a rod for your own back there Rox but I'll let you into a little secret. I keep a big jar of moths on my desk at work (they're easy to catch). I've Pritt Sticked half a dozen big fat ones to my ruler and if I get hot I just hold it to my face. The moths usually die after a few hours but there's always plenty more in Grinner's special jar. Good luck!
2006-10-20 01:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would not encourage bats to fly in the house for air circulation, I would go for an eagle or a falcon, larger wing span more air displacement
of course depending on the size of your home you could get the wandering albatross (Diomedea exulans) has the largest wingspan of any living bird. As a result, it is an expert glider and it is capable of remaining in the air without beating its wings for several hours at a time. The largest known specimen was an extremely old male with and 11 ft. 11 in. wingspan. It was caught in the Tasman Sea in September 1965. It has also been known to sleep while it flies!
2006-10-20 08:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD QUESTION.. try disguising yourself as a small fiend mouse and squeal with the windows wide open around 8pm-2am each nite.. once u have a bat indoors close the windows.. obviously one bat aint gonna do the job.. so interigate the bat until he tells u the whereabouts of his clans cave.. once u vae located the hole 2 there hide out.. attach a large tube from the entrance of the said hide-out/cave and direct it in2 a large box or cage.. trapping the bats and taking them home.. it should take only a few hours 2 train the bats to obey your every command as thee r very dim.. good luk.. its a lot easier than it sounds.. tc.. bash
2006-10-20 08:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by gizmoslade 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A pile of overripe fruit in the middle of the floor.
3 or 4 Bats and millions of flies.
2006-10-20 08:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Simon D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have rich parents who are trying desperately to save the city. One night go out to the theatre but then get scared and force your parents to leave. They then get robbed and killed you have to survive. You should then go out to Tibet and study under a weird guy with a dodgy moustache who used to be a Jedi Knight. Then come home to your dodgy mansion with a posh English butler and turn the cave underneath into your secret lair. You are now free to command the bats and as it turn out date a number of beautiful but very stupid women who will never work out your true identity.
2006-10-20 08:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a light with a fan on its cheaper than having your carpets cleaned every time the bats do there no 2s bird dropings in other words lol
2006-10-20 09:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by taz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the door to your belfry wide open. The bats will spread.
2006-10-20 09:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by stretch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some parrots instead, they have the added bonus of audible sound. Who wouldn't like to be cooled to the repetitive soundtrack of "who's a pretty boy, pieces of eight, pieces of eight"?
2006-10-20 14:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the type of bats they are. If they are fruit bats the answer is simple, put plenty of fruit around.
2006-10-20 08:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by tassie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Invite Batman to your home. The bats will soon follow.
2006-10-20 08:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by Rudebox77 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋