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I got this new girlfriend, and I'm telling you, there is no satisfying that woman. Any where, any time she says to me. Shoot, we got caught in the beer and soda cooler at the Piggly Wiggly Wednesday morning. Don't get me wrong, I like it. But I have to save some for my other girlfriend. Wife too. I guess I could look at the bright side. I save a lot of money on porn.

2006-10-20 00:51:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

Most women have a very high sexual drive. Some of them, have sky-high drives that are absolutely CRAZY!
If you got to satisfy these women, you need to have the strength and the energy, coz when work and wife catch up to ya, you're gonna be exhausted at some point.

I use to have a boyfrien who told me that if he did it once more, his backbone would break. I kinda tortured him with my drive I guess. He's my ex now. :-)

2006-10-20 00:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Yvonne Mystic 4 · 1 0

What do you want to hear from us? Seriously. Wow, you must be the most masterful lover on the entire planet. I wish I was you girlfriend because it sounds like you are the ultimate lover. Whatever.

Heres the real tructh - because you have spread yourself too thin - considering that you have to satisfy 3 women. Which means you are not up to par in the loving department.

2006-10-20 07:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by artist2213 2 · 1 0

I understand. I'm a lot like your new gf. I can't get enough. I haven't been satisfied in such a long time. Why are you complaining? Its her who should be, since you aren't fulfilling her needs. As for your wife and other gf, whatever. It's none of my business.

2006-10-20 07:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1 0

Sounds like you need some help...Like a business partner or something who could help you out with all this extra responsibility. Other than that drink lots of protein shakes, take your vitamins, and it may be a wise idea to invest in a strap on, in case...uh...you know...the other one needs to...uh...rest.

2006-10-20 10:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0 0

dude .... I have the same problem ..... I decided to delegate sex obligations .... all I did was create a mask of my face and sold the rights to have sex with my g/f's for real cheap .... the only catch was they had to wear the masks while doing so .... that way I don't ever get accused of being a no-show

2006-10-20 08:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

18 Years of child support is a long time.

2006-10-20 07:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by bill a 5 · 0 0

I think u are the problem.U can not satisfy all of them.

2006-10-20 08:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by kido 2 · 0 0

Keep on taking them little blue pills!!

2006-10-20 08:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0 0

why are you complaining, or are you just full of rap and your dreaming it all up you just pull your dick to manytimes a day wake up your still dreaming while you type

2006-10-20 07:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ro' Doggs 3 · 1 0

And the answer is... or you are liar or you are cheater, and nothing of that is good for health.

2006-10-20 08:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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