See, here's what it is. My wife and my girlfriend took mine. There's this feller down the road that has one. He's always drunk, and truck is kinda f****** up cause he keeps running into s*** and all, so me and Lou, he's my friend, figure he won't miss it much. I figure the Sheriff won't mind seeing's how Bobby, the owner of the truck, took out 5 parking meters, a bus bench and his wifes dog with it last Tuesday. I'd buy it from him but I need the money for some new teeth.
2006-10-20 00:36:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ruck 1978. It ain't grand theft. Nothing grand about that truck.
2006-10-20 01:01:15 · update #1
nah, its alright, but i told u you can borrow my truck if ya wanna..... brake petal hits the floor...it has more rust than paint, but it does have a mattress in the back and a topper over it...and a few stains where my momma turns tricks in it.....
o, and their ain't nuttin wrong with the radio!
(steal my CD's and i'll *** ya up)
2006-10-20 00:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course it is wrong. It has a name - Grand Theft. Leave it alone, it's still his truck no matter how many parking meters or anything else he has taken out. You take the truck, you pay the consequences. It isn't yours to take.
2006-10-20 00:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask Uncle Jessie what he thought about it-he always has wisdom on such things.
As for the teeth I got some used ones I'm sellin' on eBay. I found them in the Appalachian ER in the bathroom but they cleaned up real nice.
Dwight
2006-10-20 00:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by revmccormick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taking (borrowing) anything without the owners permission is a crime. Some things result in misdomeanor offenses and others are feleonies.
2006-10-20 00:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by waggy_33 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Figuring Bobby is probably passed out in the back of the alley down the street...take the truck. Just make sure you leave a complimentary piece of cheddar behind. :)
2016-05-22 04:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that's called Grand Theft
2006-10-20 00:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by ruck_1978 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT???
Are you sure you were not the one drunk??
Who would do such a thing???
And, how would you like it done to you??
2006-10-20 00:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, thats stealing and you can and will go to jail for it.
2006-10-20 00:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Susanne T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ! You're from WV aren't you?
2006-10-20 00:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-10-20 00:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋