2006-10-19 22:22:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
do u really think anybody on here gives a d a m n ? seriously.. get a life.
2006-10-19 22:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by Artemis 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Think of a man swimming naked through a sea of chicken soup whilst drinking a pint of guinness, singing the power of love and proposing to a headless sea horse.
Ooooh or i could tell you a story, its true and believe me it made all my heartless friends laugh!
One of my many embarrassing moments, (yes i did say many I’m a clod and I’m always embarrassing myself), took place at the beach on a scorching hot summer day, so it was packed with people.
I was with a male friend and he decides he's going to teach me how to swim with the waves, you know duck under or jump over the waves, well, we got caught off guard by a huge wave. We turned around and saw it at the same time, he yells at me to dive into it. I did just what he said, but the wave picked me up, slammed me down, and rolled me around a few times on the ocean floor. I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes, somehow I finally managed to get my feet back under me and stand up coughing and choking desperately trying to catch my breath.
All the while, my friend is standing next to me yelling my name over and over again, just screaming at me! Well I finally manage to get some air and answer him. “What?” He points at me, I look down, there I am in all my glory, my top was around my waist and my size D breasts were flapping in the breeze, as I’m desperately trying to gather my composure. A crowd (mostly men) had noticed the whole event and was now enjoying the show pointing and yelling on their friends to come and see!! As you can only imagine I wanted to die.
That was the last time I ever wear a bikini in the water again
Hows that, make you laugh?
2006-10-19 23:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by name. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one can make u laugh.
Just look into the mirror and u will laugh.
2006-10-19 22:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Kumar 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but u just made me laugh lol
2006-10-19 22:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Jodi ♥ Kaydi's Mummy ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is a black baby that was born halloween and god gave the little baby wings. The little black baby says "god did you give me wings cause im angel" god replied "nah ***** i gave you wings cause you a bat" Happy Halloween
I know its a bad joke and i probably shouldnt have said it and i know people will be getting mad about but IT WAS A JOKE
2006-10-19 22:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by sweetie1995 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww u got an awful lot of rude replys shame people cant take a joke
2006-10-19 22:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by alanfgau 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet I could If you knew me, you can't beat the English sense of humour...
2006-10-21 10:28:03 · answer #7 · answered by Dom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when did pinnocio find out he was made of wood A when his hand went on fire
2006-10-23 09:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the best thing that comes out of a penis when you stroke it? the wrinkles
2006-10-19 22:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by linda b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you make me laugh now... hahahaha , so follow me
2006-10-19 22:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by Neighbour 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋