1. When is 1+1=3
2. When an elephant farts, what colour will it be
3. Algebra is a difficult subject: answer this:
Chelsea = annoying
annoying =caisim(a type of vegetable)
Solve the equation
michael= fat
potato chips = fat
solve this equation
If penguin wear shoes, which shoe will they wear?
2006-10-19 20:26:40 · 18 answers · asked by Mike 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
answers:
1)When you are an engineer!
2)elephant will still be gray when it farts!
3)Chelsea & Caisim = annoying/chelsea=caisim
4)michael=potato chips
5)penguin will wear BOTH the shoes (right n left ones)
2006-10-19 20:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by ☺♥? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chelsea is your ex-girlfriend
Michael is her new boyfriend
Michael is fat because he eats potato chips
Go Michael go, eat lots of potato chips
Michael is as big and fat as an elephant
And he is flat footed so he can only wear web feet gear
1 + 1 = 3 when you don't know when to go away
And when that elephant farts it doesn't matter what colour it is, just as long as the fumes are enough to over come your 14 year old hormone saturated brain
2006-10-19 20:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I only know #2 right now... and elephant will still be gray when it farts!
The only answer I can think of for #1 would be like, I'm buying house numbers and each number costs $1.50. So if I get 1 and 9 it will still be 3. Is that even close??
2006-10-19 20:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one plus one is three when a person does not know counting and he counts like 1 3 4 5 6 7 8
i think the color should be nothing as in shoukd be transparent
cause all humans have it transparent and after all humans are also social animals
so chelsea is equal to caisim
and michael is equal to potato chips
they should wear the kind of shoes the groom wears to his wedding perhaps gucci or somthing is cool
coz they have to wear a tux above it
rite
2006-10-19 20:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1+1= 3 when we are talking about baby making!!
Fart usually in gas form and colourless.. I assume no colour
Chelsea & Caisim = annoying
Michael +/- Potato chips = fat
they would wear both shoes (left and right)
2006-10-19 20:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by arevoir 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. when u ´really bad at math
2. they stay grey (never heard of colour changing elephants)
3. really annoying= chealsea+caisim
michael+potato chips= fat micheal+ no potato chips
penguins would wear warm wellis ( but they would have to be invented first, thats y they dont wear any shoes at the moment)
2006-10-20 02:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by Finn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. when u add up wrongly (o u did something bad on ur bed with an opposite sex partner)
2. u wont know as u dunno when it fart... even u do u wont see it as its colourless...
3. chelsea is very annoying as caisin
4. michael is fat because he ate potato chips
5. if penguin wear shoes u will know it then... the shoes they probably will be wearing is the skating as its full of ice
2006-10-19 20:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. when a couple wants an extra in the bed room
2 . green or brown maybe a mixture
3chelsea=caisim
michael=potato chips
combat boots because penguins are cool
2006-10-19 20:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by knight35966 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
q1. when you add another 1 it makes 3.
12. elephants don't fart in colour
q3. dam right chelsea is annoying!
q4. michael should refrain from eating too many chips
q5. no, penguins don't wear shoes
2006-10-19 20:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by leolady0765 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would go to the barber at South Street because the barber at North Street probably cut the barber at South Street hair.
2016-05-22 04:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋