a disgruntled penguin, a psychotic clown, chuck norris, or santa clause? why? how would the fight go down?
My Twisted Reality...
2006-10-19 16:53:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my gang of penguins would beat up all of these losers, except santa...he took something precious from me
2006-10-20 07:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well lets see, the penguin would die in the first round after the clown bit its head off, and lets get one thing straight here shadow, the fight is happening in the snow ok? ok. so, chuck Norris w. his beard and red hair is like lookin in a mirror while Santa does some kind of karate chop move to take his sword out of his hands. all the while the clown is chomping on the penguin Norris and Santa are goin at it, push come to shove, polar bears are roaring blood everywhere then Santa does some kinda move *w. the help of his elves of course* and kicks Norris in the water w. the bears.
2006-10-19 23:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by e 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Clowns rule. whos chuck norris. santa clause is to big, but the penguin would put up a good fight using his taser
2006-10-19 23:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
Sant Claus would get stuck in the chimeny, The psycho clown would eat the penguin and Chuck Norris would kick the clowns A@@
2006-10-19 23:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by nette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Penguin
2006-10-19 23:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
psychotic clown. penguin would flap at chuck who would drop kick the penguin and Santa would sit on chuck and then the clown would eat Santa.
2006-10-20 00:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the eyes of a ranger
the unsuspectin' stranger
had better know the truth of wrong from right
cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you
any wrong you do he's gonna see
when you're in texas look behind you
cause thats where the ranger's gonna be
-Chuck Norris
2006-10-19 23:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Billy Boy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
santa clause-he's bad to da bone-first he would pluck the bird-then shove it up the clowns rooo haa-then have his 8 raindeer buddies help him stomp ol chuck to a fine pulp & feed him to the clown so that the penguin could get a good tast of whoop azz to-you dont mess wit the old saint nick ==my over twisted mind lol
happy day
old geezer
2006-10-20 00:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first Chuck is going to be in the lead with his massive negation chops. Unfortunately for Chuck though, that will only get him second place. As he runs over to negation chop the penguin, the crazy birdy will use his shortness to his advantage. He'll go all crotch-tacular and bite Chuck in the nunchucks and pwn him for sure.
2006-10-20 00:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definitely the psychotic clown, because he wouldn't fight fair. He's psychotic. Santa would be to afraid he would go on his own naughty list.
2006-10-19 23:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by Angie B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus would win. Santa is a tough old dude. He'd beat everyone.
2006-10-19 23:55:48 · answer #11 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋