Assume this is an evil genie.. so wish wisely.
2006-10-19 15:56:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
This reminded me of a joke I heard once. A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich, they sit down and eat their meal. The waiter tells the man the bill comes to $12.37. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out $12.37, and he and the ostrich leave. A few days later, the man and the ostrich go into the restaurant, but this time the bill comes to $23.63. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out $23.63. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but how do you always have the exact change in your pocket?" The man says, "I found a magic lamp once and the genie gave me two wishes. My first was that I would always have enough money in my pocket for whatever I wanted. The second wish was for a chick with long legs."
2006-10-19 16:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by nlmelley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(1)I would wish for the Genie to give me a real book of magic spells good and Evil in English. (2)I would wish for an Audience with an Angel or God. (3)For ultimate knowlege with the wisdom to use it wisely. I would stop taking whatever it is I was on.
2006-10-20 09:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by anon4112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was an evil genie, does this mean he is like demonic? I would probably wish for things that would help the whole world; as opposed to wishes for personal gain. This is probably the safest route, you know?
1) cheap gasoline prices
2) a democratic president
3) a national law that says you can't work on Friday's!
2006-10-19 16:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this order:
1. I wish that, with no deaths, or any changes to myself, to be the ugliest, unhealthiest, poorest person on the planet.
2. I wish to have a good paying job that was easy to do and by no means illegal in any way.
3. I wish for you to be a nice Genie and quit trying to twist peoples wishes for your own benifit.
Well, maybe 3 first.
2006-10-19 20:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by firewater_tears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.1 would be no tricks when granting me my wishes No2 for the genie to be able to look ino my heart and grant what he finds there as my most wanted wishes that are good for me to have granted No 3 is that I will not regret making these wishes
2006-10-19 16:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My first wish would be for unlimited wishes. :op No, really though, if you study the real lore behind this -- and not just the Disney version -- you find that there's a catch to having your wishes granted by a genie. At best, they're my kind of trickster, and make it backfire in a way that doesn't really hurt the wisher in the end. At worst... you might end up dead when it backfires.
2016-05-22 04:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so ok i see everyone got those email jokes about genie's in a bottle lol and 3 wishes guess we all know what happens next lol
2006-10-19 16:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by howcor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. No messing with my wishes and turning them into stupid things that I did not ask for. Meaning give me exactly what I asked for and don't change it for the negative. Don't twist my words.
2. A bank account with an endless supply of money.
3. Good health and a long life for me, my husband, and family
2006-10-19 16:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by AveGirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I reject them....and put the genie back into the magic lamp
2006-10-19 21:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by the withness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen all the wishmaster movies--not worth it--just wish I had never found the magic lamp in the first place
2006-10-19 16:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋