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i was a good doctor,now im going to be struk off,just for having sex with one of my patients.ten years down the drain. the british veterinary council are bastards!

2006-10-19 15:16:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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lmfao that's not fair its not like your barking mad just act a bit sheepish and you should be having your hand up a cows anus as soon as the c ock crows

2006-10-19 15:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.

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2006-10-19 15:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 0 1

I hope it is not a pet skunk or a possum or a porcupine,Even Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran wrote to stay away from such animals like tigress and brown bears and rhinos.I know it is British tradition to screw any thing,any time any where.Are you going back to school now?

2006-10-19 15:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 0 0

Wow you had sex with one of your animal patients.

Just kidding man that sucks, I can't imagine doing it with a patient affected your performance.

2006-10-19 15:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by GloryDays49ers 3 · 0 0

Your patient couldnt complain so did you record the moment and post it on the internet and someone recognized their pet I mean your patient?

2006-10-19 15:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by DyrtByrd 4 · 0 0

why those bastards!!!!! and by the looks of some of them their parents seem to have mated with a few mutts too !!! personally I think they are simply jealous!your getting first pick and they are most likely getting your sloppy seconds! ..lol... ( PS nice one!!!)

2006-10-19 18:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 1 0

I first read that as PARENTS!!! that is sick. AS for f*cking animals what was it? Please tell me vets have more imagination than a dog. I personally like going for owls. Even if you do them up the ar*e they can still look you in the eye!!!

2006-10-19 15:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice 1 mate i cant understand all theese fookers on ere wiv no sense of humour ffs

2006-10-19 15:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by neil c 3 · 1 0

Should have kept it in your pants....you're a vet? Aren't your patients animals? I'd be pissed if someone did my dog too.

2006-10-19 15:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by connie777lee 3 · 1 0

You could have gotten away with it in Oregon !!

2006-10-19 15:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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