mutual masturbation, doggie style, missionary, cowgirl (her on top). Most votes by 9p is the winner! Thanks for the input
2006-10-19 13:45:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First cook her a wonderful dinner and do the dishes, pick up the house, dust vacuum, do 3 loads of laundry, help the kids with their homework, give them baths, make the shipping list, quick, run to Walmart to get that poster board your son needs for his project that's due tomorrow, call Mrs. Smith to set up the car pool plan for next week, write a note to your daughter's teacher, and don't forget to shower and brush your teeth. Do all that while your wife is reading a romance novel in the tub. Then do it in whatever position you have enough energy to do it in.
2006-10-19 13:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by angelica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, bro, why the hell are you asking us?! You don't even know me, and you want my advice? Oh I don't know, why don't you have her throw on a strap-on and give it to you doggie style for a change? That will spice things up!! Or maybe you should invite the neighbor over, and have him go to town on your wife while she raves that his equipment is so much better than yours.
Here's a crazy idea, why don't you spend some time figuring out what your wife likes, and how she gets off. If you don't, pretty soon she'll be on craig's list saying "Which guy can best guess how I like to 'do it'. First person to guess right is the winner of an affair!"
Now, get your hands off the keyboard and on your wife...moron!
p.s. "Do it"? Are you in middle school?!
2006-10-19 13:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always been a fan of mutual masturbation. It seems that the foreplay lasts longer, but that is just my opinion. Have fun and be safe!!
2006-10-19 13:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wives do not do all of that w/ a husband. After marriage everything changes. Just a thought.
You could try Kamasutra. A series of sexual positions before the big "o".
2006-10-19 13:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CowGirl girls love to be the leader and to be the top girl .**** hard use condoms!
2006-10-19 13:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Angelica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try something new!
Do some role playing and then try some wild positions that you can find on google!!
2006-10-19 13:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a three way. Watch some other guy bang your wife!
2006-10-19 13:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by the one who knows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm you should start out with mutual masturbation then try anal sex. if that doesnt work, eat her vagina and stimulate her clttorus. women love that stuff. it makes them wet
2006-10-19 13:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her a break,if you got to ask us then she needs a break from you tonight.
2006-10-19 13:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the above sound like fun
2006-10-19 14:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by cwgrlmeiniowa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋