I am thinking about going to the airport and find a person and just look them right in the eye with a serious tone of voice and say:
dont get on that flight.
and another ive been thinking about is sticking peanut butter in my azz and just go to work and star talking giberish and stick my hand down my pants and lick my fingers.
lolz.
any other ideas?
2006-10-19 12:40:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
While looking after your neighbors house while they are away, assuming they deem you responsible enough to guard their house, you could hide your fecal matter in secluded and obscure places that they wouldn't hope to find, unless the smell gives it away, that is. However, for something more practical and a lot more politically correct, you could easily just try and mess with the persons mind by overloading it with a torrent of questions or being very vague in what you're saying, ultimately pissing the person off. Not recommended though.
2006-10-19 12:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No But I Do Like The Last One Because Its Funny But Sick And The First One I Wouldn't Do Because That Might Make A Big Scene
2006-10-19 19:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is kinda lame compared to your stuff, but, one year for April Fool's Day I placed a Garage Sale Ad in the local paper, Fri & Sat 5 am - until. That weekend people were ringing the doorbell by 5:30 wanting to buy stuff. My brother-in-law was mad as heck! I had put his address in the paper.......lol
2006-10-19 19:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahha you are crazy!!!
I once talked to my housemate on the bus in err... Moon Language, and people were looking at us with that confused look! lol. "mamolakaholanu? uuu manomumelamalo" Obviously we made up the language ourselves, but we made it looked like we understood each other & had a serious conversation about something. I guess the other passengers were like, "Where the hell are these two ladies from?!" ;pp
2006-10-19 19:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do the airport one with all the scares going on since 911. That'd be mean.
The pants one is just gross, not funny.
You don't have to be mean or gross to be funny. Funny people can find humor in anything and they don't have to think it out that much.
2006-10-19 19:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd tell you a really good prank... but after you got arrested for doing it you would point the finger at me and tell the cops I told you to do it, so I'm just going to have to keep it to myself.
2006-10-19 19:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Fartblossom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I dont know if you would have the US Marshals after you when you say that but would be funny to see there reaction. The Penut Butter one would be funny but sick in a way :-)
2006-10-19 19:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mrbigjohnson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the airport one is cruel and the peanut butter one is nasty. Put a woopey cushon under ur bosses seat!
2006-10-19 19:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one from some kid, but you have to know where the person sleeps. You put ice cubes in their bed, or what ever harmless creature in there with it.
2006-10-19 19:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That peanut butter one is sick. How about go to a stranger and tell them that some1 important is waiting for them like 2 blocks away or something? I did that and it was funny!
2006-10-19 19:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋