Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
2006-10-19 12:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course I do, I am lesbian myself.
2006-10-19 12:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favorite movie is Better than Chocolate.....but I also like But Im A Cheerleader for a not-so-traditional comedy =)
2016-03-28 01:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then they could ALL suck his dick! LOL That was very funny!
Man, that was a pretty good joke!
2006-10-19 12:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke!!! And I have several good friends who are "bullish", I don't have anything against them, their excellent jewelers!!
2006-10-19 12:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea n im a female
2006-10-19 12:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha H a:) :)
2006-10-19 13:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lil gross though at the end
2006-10-19 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-19 13:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-19 12:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Could be
2006-10-19 12:31:31 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋