A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants."
She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2006-10-19 12:07:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL
Yes that is funny. Good one
2006-10-19 12:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought blonde women were more of the safe, innocent, cautious type because of their light features. Anyways, hair color has little to do with being hot. You can take a poll on every website on the planet, and 99% of them will put Latina women as hotter than blondes.Blonde's aren't hot. Its their light features and hair which give them a youthful, feminine look which attracts men.
2016-05-22 03:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot asnwer this Qestion
2006-10-19 12:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a classic
2006-10-19 12:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-19 13:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! XD Wrong, wrong, wrong....
Thank god I got brown hair! =P
2006-10-19 13:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by La Reina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that was good. Yeah blondes are dumb. classic. Thanks I needed that laugh
2006-10-19 12:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by frha75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny
2006-10-19 12:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiiiiiiiiiiiight.......couldn't u find and older joke???
2006-10-19 12:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by jrishmawi2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
That's great!
2006-10-19 12:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋