Think you're creative? Can you write me short story using these phrases?

Question

1) Mother May I
2) Hammer and nails
3) Bank loan
4) Rev the engine
5) Jack the Ripper
6) Ocean waves
7) Sandpaper
8) We have a problem
9) Hallelujah
10) Help Me!

I know this is a tough one but give it your best shot...and have fun with it!

Answer 1

I was outside on my deck last week taking in the roar of the ocean waves, when I was interrupted by the phone ringing. My father yelled, "Answer the phone!" I did and it was my friend. He asked
if I could look up Jack the Ripper online and print out a few pages.
While I was printing them, I heard my father in the distance screaming, "Help Me!" I ran to see what was the matter looking
all over for him when finally I noticed the ladder leading to the roof.
There was also some sandpaper, a hammer and nails but no Dad. As I walked around the back of the house, I knew my mom was home as I heard her rev the engine. I ran to her and told her I think dad's in trouble. We went around to the back of the house and found him on the ground. He said,
"Hallelujah!" Mom said, "We have a problem, he may have a
broken leg." My dad said, "Great! We will have to take out a bank
loan to get this roof fixed now." I then said, "Mother may I bring these papers to Jeff for his English research paper? My mom
said, "Yes, but I need to bring your father to get this leg checked out and don't burn the house down while we are gone!"

Answer 2

The dame walked into my office. She was a woman. Dames usually are.
My name is Steel McTough. I'm a private eye. Sometimes, I solve crimes. Other times, I write stories about how I solve crimes.
I knew this would be a tough case. The dame was hysterical, and hysterical dames always mean trouble. After she calmed down, I asked her what the problem was. She explained it between her tears. She needed somebody to write a short story with the phrases,
"1) Mother May I
2) Hammer and nails
3) Bank loan
4) Rev the engine
5) Jack the Ripper
6) Ocean waves
7) Sandpaper
8) We have a problem
9) Hallelujah
10) Help Me!
"
In it. So I did. The end.

Answer 3

One day while i was playing Mother May I, my friend Joe drove up in his new car. I said rev the engine and lets hear it! Joe said he just got a bank loan to fix up his beach house, and he asked me, "Can you help me!" I looked in his back seat and he had a hammer and nails, along with sandpaper, so I new he was serious. I said yes, and we drove to his house, the ocean waves were breaking only a few feet from his house. Looking at my watch I noticed that it was 4 o'clock, time for my favorite show. I told Joe we have a problem, I need to watch my favorite show, "Jack the Ripper." He screamed, "hallelujah! That's my favorite show too, I'm glad we didn't miss it." We sat down and watched our show, and by the time it ended it was dark and we couldn't work. Oh well there is always tomorrow, I thought.

Answer 4

Mother may i have some pocket money asked the boy i need to get a hammer and some nails for a project, "you'll have me needing a bank loan soon" said his mother go and ask rev the engine driver instead, no said the boy he scares me because he looks like jack the ripper.

The boy set off to the hardware store, watching the ocean waves along the beach as he walked. At the hardware store the manager said he could only sell the boy some sandpaper, we have a problem with our supplier. You could try B and Q, "hallelujah said the boy maybe they can help me!!!!

Answer 5

Hallelujah, i cried as i used a hammer and nails to attach the body of mother may i to a board. in honor of jack the ripper for whom blood washed over like ocean waves. rev the engine while i shove sandpaper into her bleeding holes and she cries, help me. good thing the bank loan came through. pounding at the door. cops are yelling. i think we have a problem.

Answer 6

"We have a problem! Mother may I rev the engine?"
"Rev it hammer and nails, son."
"Hallelujah!" He said as he gunned the engine.
Daddy jumped in the car and screamed "Drive mamma!!

"How'd you go with the bank loan?" Said Nanna from the back seat.
Not well, not well at all nanna. Can we talk about this later please? Drive us to the ocean waves, Mum, Drive hammer and tongs....

Nanna piped up again. "Hammer and Tongs? I have never heard that phrase used in the context of the acceleration of a veer-hick-le before... "

Just as nanna was about to ask another question. Daddy shot her one of those "Please, not now!" type of looks.
"I'm not Jack the Ripper, you know."
"Maybe not but you are a bank robber now nanna and your voice is grating my nerves like sandpaper on my eyes.
She raised her eyes to the roof of the speeding car. "Oh God, please....Help Me!"

Answer 7

"Mother, may I go to the hardware store," asked REV? THE ENGINE to his toy train was acting up, as well as the layout of the tracks. He was too young to take a BANK LOAN, so of course he tried to fix it himself: Oil, SANDPAPER, he had tried everything....His mother replied: "Why,sure....but be careful. I just heard on tv that WE HAVE A PROBLEM." Rev turned quickly to face her..."What kind of a problem?" His mother answered slowly...it took her at least 5 minutes to relay the tv story. When she had finally finished, Rev thought to himself,"HALLELUJAH. She finally got the words out." The problem had something to do with the OCEAN WAVES. Apparently they were no longer crashing to shore. They were quietly disapppearing just before the shore came into sight. "Hmmm, " thought Rev. "That is a bit strange but not so strange as to keep me from going to the store. My train needs repairing!!! I think I even heard it crying out, 'HELP ME! Rev.' "

Well, anyway, Rev took off for the store like a kid on a mission....which is exactly what he was. When he got there, Lars Shluuuugen was manning the counter. This brought a smile to Rev's face, because this old Swede really knew the hardware trade. "Hello, Mr. Shluuuugen," Rev happily chirped. " I'm having trouble with my train set and I need some advice." "Why, hello
Rev Rev." ( For some reason he always called the kid by this double name.) Upon learning the exact nature of the trouble, he gathered some tools, closed up shop, and went to Rev's home with him. "Hi,mom. Mr. Shluuuugen is going to help me." "Well, hello, Jack."( Rev never understood why she called him by that name.) She looked intently at Mr. Shluuugen's face..."JACK, THE RIPPER is in the garage if you need it. Mr. Shluuugen replied, "Ya sure, but I think this problem can be taken care of with a HAMMER AND NAILS." Rev's mom smiled uneasily and went back to the tv for further reports of the strange waves.

Answer 8

Mother, may I get a bank loan to buy some hammer and nails and sandpaper, I need to refinish the kitchen table. Please help me, we have a problem, Jack the Ripper wants to rev the engine on the chain saw, I was using to refinish the table. He wants to create a look of ocean waves on the table. I don't think that would look good. Please sing hallelujah for him, so he will realize he is wrong. Thanks mom.

Answer 9

With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more! I have been known to exagerate, but the towns people were shocked.I know it's hard to believe, but she always was a wild woman. If left up to I would never have gone that far, would it matter if I told you the lady was in love?

Answer 10

"Mother may i go out with my friends tonight?" after you go to the store and get me some hammer and nails." " But mom, if i do jack the ripper will want to come along and he always wants to go to see the ocean waves!" " just please do it! and don't forget to rev the engine before you take off." " mom, we have a problem, if i go i will be late!." " oh daughter, i would have loved for you to help me but go ahead and go. i forgot that i have to go get a bank loan and sandpaper anyhow." " Hallelujah!!!!" i shout with glee!!!!!