what`s the rudest/dirtiest thing you have done???

Answer 1

I once had 2 encouters in one day with different guys

And once with my ex hubby,we stayed over his sisters house and we had to sleep in the lounge on the sofa bed-The kitchen was next to the lounge and his Dad was making a bacon sarnie-As he was doing so my hubby was giving me some meat.

Then there was my old schoolteacher [I had left school ] We did it on his desk in his office and in the swimming pool changing rooms. That was the best ever in my life !!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

When I was in high school there was this guy who was a real bully and I hated him so much. He would always pick on me and my girlfriend while we were in the lunch room. One day I decided I had had enough and my girlfriend and I bought a box of plain donuts and some E-lax, went to her house, and melted the E-lax(which by the way tastes like chocolate) and dipped the donuts in it. We put the donuts back into the box and the next day in the lunch room set them on the table and when the bully arrived offered him a donut. He ate almost the whole carton and we didn't see him the next day and a few days after as he had the back door trots really bad. He didn't bother us again.

Answer 3

Im not sure that this counts but here goes. I once had some furniture stored in a garage where I used to live. One of the tenants that lived there wanted to buy some of my items. I agreed and just let them go in the garage to get the items. When I checked things out more than what I sold was taken. I went to the unit she was living in and the door was open but the screen locked. I knocked and knocked but no answer. I got pissed because I was ripped off by her. Later that night I jogged over there with a bottle that had draino and sugar in it. I proceeded to pour it in her gas tank.

Answer 4

I have a friend who 'came' in someones shower gel, and then watched him wash him self with it. He waited till after he was finished washing and then let him know that he had wanked off in it. hahaha hahahah hahahaha, if fact so had 3 other people...

Answer 5

in an argument with a woman that was really a termagant. I asked her how many kids she had... And when she answered 3, I said.. "yeah, and how many daddies to they have?"

The funniest thing about it was that she didnt get the fact that I was calling her a loose slvt. It was freakin hilliarious.

Answer 6

done a sixty year old doggy style on holiday after falling out with my chick well come on now she waz up for it hahahahaha

Answer 7

I once forgot to stand up when the National Anthem was played, well I am a Conservative,

Answer 8

I would like to tell you, but there's no way Yahoo would allow it to stay on the answer page.

Answer 9

Couldn't possibly tell you on here without getting my account pulled!

Answer 10

Trusted women.