Something just so funny, you need to tell someone about it........
2006-10-19 10:23:01 · 8 answers · asked by mnkstapel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well you may find it hilarious or just plain disgusting. I am a nurse and was wiping yet another big fat lady's a** today after she emptied herself of the foulest smelling sh** you could ever imagine...I think my face actually melted as I was cleaning her up. I try very hard to be professional about this type of thing. But the "real" person in me, just can't help but think to myself..."What the h*** did you choose to do for a living??? I mean for god's sake, you do have a choice. And then I just picture my friends in the room watching me actually clean some fat lady's a** that is so damn lazy she can't reach to do it herself. The day I can't wipe my own butt...please put an end to my life! Now, I am so sorry if I have totally grossed you out...but for real, I do this on a daily basis!!! The only way to get through it is have some humor. But on another note...being a nurse is wonderful and rewarding...just not when you are wiping fat lady's butts.
2006-10-19 10:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom's dog set off the car alarm (with the horn blowing and everything) while she was waiting for my mom to finish up in the library. It is almost like the dog was saying, "Hurry up! I want to go to the park!" And what is the funniest is that this isn't the first time she's done this.
2006-10-19 17:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by J.Z. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on my kids first grade field trip we learned that a hinny is not another word for a but but it is an animal who has a mom that is a donkey and a dad that is a horse
2006-10-19 17:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was walking to my house when a stranger walking a dog took a rest and the sir didn't notice but the dog pooped on his shoe and as they were walking they man said "sparky we are going home i think i pooped on my pants"
2006-10-19 20:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by medaforce2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope not me... i can make somethin up!
Um i went to a restaurant and the man beside us spilled soda all over him. Then when i was laughing i relized he was my BOSS!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa that was funny, and totally fake.
2006-10-19 17:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No not today
2006-10-19 18:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way jose
2006-10-19 17:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by cooldude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not yet, but the is not over yet
2006-10-19 17:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋