i am going to ask some questions?

Question

can blind people see their dreams? do they dream.

why do your doctor, gynacoecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are gong to look up there anyway.

why does goofy stand erect while pluto stands on all fours they are both dogs.

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests

why do people point to their wrists when asking the time, but dont point to their bums when asking for the bathroom.

do illiterate people get the full effect when eating alphabet soup

does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster.

how is it we put man on the moon before we thought it a good idea to put wheels on our luggage.

why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat,

why do we believe there are four billion stars yet check when told the paint is wet.

what is the speed of darkness.

i leave you to ponder

Answer 1

Apparantly blind people do dream.
I mean think about those who could see and then became blind, they still have their memory.

Your doctor or gynacoecologist leave when your getting undressed, because they dont need to see you strip down. If you think about it not everyone is comfortable with getting their kit off for people they dont really know. So if you were to strip they would just have to stand their and watch you undress. Its quite rude and its like they're staring, also quite pervy.
When they come back into the room they do what they have to do then walk out again whilst you get dressed.

Goofy and Pluto are the same dog, however, one was made to act like a human and the other was made to act like a dog.
There is a possilibility that Goofy is just a brighter dog that can stand on two legs and talk.
Note that Goofy has hands whilst Pluto doesnt, could they really be the same then.
Perhaps Goofy is a mutant.

no comment on the tests one... i believe someone already answered that one!

The wrist and bottoms one is quite an interesting way to think about it... like someone else already replied, I too think it'll be worth trying out pointing to your bottom when you say you need the loo.
Of course when people begin to think I'm crazy, I'll stop!

Im literate yet I dont get the full effect when eating alphabet soup or alphabites!
I may arrange the letters for about 2 seconds but thats it, then Im bored and eat whats on my plate without thinking about it anymore.

We press the elevator (or lift) button more than once because we are impatient! We know it wont come quicker, we just give ourselves false hope!

I guess the idea of putting a man on the moon was far more interesting than wanting the ability to drag your luggage around with ease! Thus once the guy landed on the moon, humans moved onto things within their planet.

We automatically press harder on the remote buttons because although we know the batteries are flat, we know they are not completely dead. Thus we attempt to drain all the juice from the batteries because we're too lazy to go out and buy some more!

Being told there are 4 billion stars is something you believe because its something that you cant really check for yourself on a daily basis. I mean how many people lie in their gardens at night counting stars??!
When we see the sign "wet paint" we check because its within our reach and we are curious. Luckily for me the paint has always been dry when I've checked!!

Speed of darkness?? how long it takes for you to switch the lights off maybe?

Pondering done. Now I'm bored.

Answer 2

Dreaming is your brain sorting out stuff from your day...so I'd say no, blind people don't "see" their dreams, because that's not how they understand the world.

Gyno leaves while you get undressed because they can probably make $500 examining someone else instead of waiting for you to be ready.

Goofy is not a dog. His big buck teeth give away that he is actually a hybrid dog-beaver.

If quizzes are quizzical tests are testy.

People don't point at their butts or crotches because that could be interpreted as an invitation to sex. As far as I know, nobody has sex with their wrists.

Illiterate people do not eat alphabet soup. It's their kryptonite.

Yes, but only if you are on the ground floor - if you push an elevator button hard enough and enough times, you will short out the system, causing the motor to fail and plunge the elevator to the ground. You also may kill several people, but hey, you're in a hurry, right?

Because we wanted to see if we could even get there before we started working on how to bring all our crap.

Because it is a well-known fact that the "back" of the buttons touch the battery compartment, so pressing hard enough can squeeze a little extra juice out of the batteries just like the last bit of toothpaste.

Because checking to see if paint is wet doesn't take much time. Counting four billion stars is a career.

The speed of darkness IS the speed of light...leaving.

Answer 3

Yes blind people dream (my sister is blind) but to them a dream is what a dream is to us, an odd kind of everyday life whilst asleep. In other words, they hear voices and know what they are doing in the dream but can't see it.

Doctors and gynaes leave the room to give you freedom while undressing. In other words, in case you reveal more than they need to see in trying to reveal what they do need to see.

Goofy is much more intelligent than pluto and therefore is able to walk on twos rather than fours and is generally much more comprehensible.

Quizzes aren't quizzical, the people who set them are.

Pointing to ones backside is considered rude and offensive whereas pointing to ones wrist isn't.

Technically illiterate people should get more out of eating alphabet soup than the literate as the illiterate are gaining the alphabet whilst the literate already had it.

Pushing the elevator button more than once is like pressing the print button twice. It overloads and therefore slows down the system. Therefore don't do it.

Putting man on the moon was a vastly better idea than wheels on luggage. The only better thing about the wheels on the luggage is that we managed to get them to stay there but there are still men on earth. Shame!

I guess for the same reason we speak slowly to the hearing impaired.

Quite simply, I have the ability to check out the paint but not the stars

Darkness doesn't need a speed, because it's everywhere. It's too bad that the light gets in the way.

Answer 4

1. yes to both parts
2.Somhow its courtesy or something and you might feel even more embarrassed undressin anyway
3.Goofy is playing a "human" dog while pluto is a dog dog
4.confusing
5.They'd feel embarrassed when pointing at their butts.
6.No they're just noodles.
7.Not really it just shows how impatient people are
8.because they didn't realize they wanted wheels til they realized how heavy luggage is on earth compared to the moon.
9.because we don't wanna buy more batteries or think that we didn't push the buttons hard enough
10.because we don't want to go to space and count how many stars there are.
11. darkness has no speed.

Answer 5

1 no
2 to keep you relaxed as possible before making you uncomfortable as hell
3 pluto is below goofy, thats why one towers above the other
4 testicals
5 because the smell says more than enough without indicating where it came from
6 not unless it spells illiterate
7 no
8 because we need to get our priorities streight (still applies)
9 to relieve our frustration
10 negative the speed of light
11 what kind of questionis that?


hope thishas hepled - if not I blame the stella for the outragious anwers

Answer 6

Pondering over and done with. All old I think but it's good to be reminded of the olds ones - They Are The Best!

Answer 7

yes
they make a living looking at tookies.
So that you'll ask that question
I guess they're testicles
What if you have to take a leak
yes
it does for me
some scientist are ignorant
they are too damn lazy to change the batteries
I take the painters word for it
150,000 mph
I hope that answers your questions

Answer 8

"why do people point to their wrists when asking the time, but dont point to their bums when asking for the bathroom."

I think im going to start doing this from now on. Makes sense to me! i love this logic

Answer 9

I pondered, long and hard, so long in fact, the police have told me to 'Move along,' leaving me no time to write my answe ~ ~

Answer 10

That's funny - a guy called Sam left me these questions in my mailbox last night. Not gonna answer them again!!!