When my son turned 5 I asked him how old he was, he said 5 to 6 - it was inside his shirt.
2006-10-19 09:41:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
walking around the supermarket and my 5 year old daughter in sitting in the trolley facing me
All of the sudden she pulls up my top and says "mummy why do woman have big lumps in front of them"
This was embarrasing esp as i had no bra on at the time and there was loads of school kids in the isle as they had just finished school.
2006-10-19 09:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by blondegirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This isn't mine but my granddaughter. She was waiting at the checkout and said lady but the lady was busy with another customer and she said real load Lady and then the lady finally answered her and said what honey. She said Boy you sure are having a bad hair day. The lady just smiled and said honey I guess you are right. Out of the mouths of babes. Another of my grand daughters said to me. She saw the veins in my hand that had popped out. She said Boy grandma you sure are getting old aren't you. I thought it was so cute and innocent. I could just about write a book about the grand children. Thank God for little children.
2006-10-19 10:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought 2 boxes of ice cream bars for all of us for after diner. I went the next day to get one & both boxes were gone. I asked the oldest how many he had & he said 1 & then the youngest & he said 1. Before I got that out of mouth to ask the middle one he said I had a whole lot of them & laughed as he said it. He's 11!
2006-10-19 09:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by "karma" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My auntie had a new kitchen fitted when we were about 6 or 7 years old, we went to visit them about 6 months later, as it happens it was exactly the same as my mother and fathers fitted kitchen. My youngest brother said "Oh look, it's the same colour as ours, but its a lot dirtier".
Kids always tell the truth, even when you don't want them to.
2006-10-19 09:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by iusedtolooklikemyavatar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listening to the radio the other day, a Beatles song came on-Yesterday. During the line 'love is such an easy game to play...' my 8 year old son piped up, "No its not!, snakes and ladders is easier!....I nearly crashed...
2006-10-19 10:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter who was 9 at the time was camping in the garden with her friend. They were reading magazines when I suddenly overheard. Look at this problem shes writing about her public hair. I laughed so much, she 24 now.
2006-10-19 09:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by collnto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son went to a friends house for tea.I asked him what they had eaten.He listed it all including chips.(we have oven chips because I don't want a fryer)He said,"they didn't have real chips so his mum had to make some out of potatoes"
2006-10-19 22:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by sanilav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a little cousin and one day i took her swimming, after swimming we decided to get something to eat in the cafeteria.
Then she pointed at me saying "Selly, you got strawberry jam comming out your nose"
I had a nose bleed from all the chlorine
I had to laugh :)
2006-10-19 09:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny i dont have kids but my little cuzin asked me the other day what i was doing i siad nothind we were over the phone and i realy was laying in my bed so he said are you watching tv i lied and siad yeah he said WELL I ASKED YOU WHAT YOU WERE DOING!! he is only 3 years old and he keeps me laughing!!!
2006-10-19 09:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by lakendra 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My middle son was on his tip toes peeking over the kitchen counter and said "Mommy, why do they call it a counter when you don't count anything on it?"
2006-10-19 09:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by seeya 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋