Things like "Love means nothing in tennis"... "Love sucks. Play Hard" ... "We don't just hit it, we hit it hard"
Something cute like that. I'm Captain for my tennis team this year and need to make custom T-Shirts for my team and need some help with quotes/sayings about tennis that would suit a highschool shirt =)
THANKS!
2006-10-19 09:03:08 · 18 answers · asked by lil_tennis_qt 2 in Sports ➔ Tennis
**Or maybe even some pun off a fad thats recent. I know the volley ball team did "My bumps, my bumps my bumps my bumps" after the Black Eyed Peas song "My humps"
That would be perfecto too =)
2006-10-19 09:25:10 · update #1
can i see your balls..
2006-10-19 09:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by ladytee 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2014-09-26 00:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
In an episode of The Simpsons Krusty the Clown flew back from England and had an "I Got Smashed At WImbledon" shirt on that had a picture of him with obviously drunken eyes and a few bottles and martini glasses on it as well. . . . a classic!
2006-10-19 09:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My school's tennis team this year had an ok one-
we sure cant cook or clean, but we can definately slice!
oh, the humor
2006-10-19 21:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Zapking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a male tennis team... It takes balls to play tennis.
For a female tennis team... Women never sweat... they glisten.
2006-10-20 11:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by jeff spin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Contrary to what John McEnroe says, the 'F' word in tennis is fun
2006-10-20 08:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by digitsis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Love Bites" like the Def Leppard Song
"We do it on the tennis court"
"Watch out, we'll string you up"
I did like your "Love sucks.Play hard" one though!!
2006-10-19 20:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Inky Pinky Ponky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slice, Slice Baby (ice, ice baby) lol, yeah its kinda cheesy
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2016-04-14 05:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to do two two things: chew bubblegum and kick ***-but i don't have any bubble gum left...
Our coach told us that one and that we should spit out bubble gum while we say this to our opponents
2006-10-19 09:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by snowgirl47 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Never date a tennis player..
cause to us love means nothing"
"tennis players have fuzzy balls"
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2006-10-20 15:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by bryan3baller 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" We may switch sides , but not teams". I know it is bad , but you will stand out.
2006-10-19 12:43:50 · answer #11 · answered by messtograves 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋