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Could u plz tell me exactly wat it says on Niels Bohr's Gravestone...
Plz do not lie this is my grade on the line..

2006-10-19 08:51:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Homework Help

Plz Tell me all of the website address...
To: first person to answer

2006-10-19 09:27:28 · update #1

3 answers

that is what i am here to tellyou? it says ; the yearof death then birth,and these words--my wordes hold true for all the liers out in this world!

2006-10-19 09:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by lucinda h 2 · 0 0

There is a long list of JOKES about what is on scientists tombstones these are some of them

Tombstones for Scientists
(originated by John Hubisz, North Carolina State)
Here lies Isaac Newton - A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

Here lies Euclid - or at least his elements.

Here lies Heisenberg - maybe. If we indeed know precisely where
he was, we would not know where he is going.

Here lies Fermat - There isn't room enough for a proper epitaph.

Here lies Clausius - maximizing his entropy.

Here lies Albert Einstein - but his rest mass keeps decreasing.

Here lies Erwin Schrodinger - but without opening the casket, we can't be
sure he's dead.

Here lies J. Willard Gibbs - undergoing a phase change.

Here lies Amedeo Avogadro - damn those moles!

Here lies Antoine Lavoisier - he should have stuck to Chemistry,
but lost his head over taxes.

Here lies Pierre Curie - don't worry, it's a reflected glow.

Here lies Niels Bohr - now in the ground state.

Here lies Irving Langmuir - no longer a Surface Chemist.


John Hubisz has provided a few more that others have sent to him:

Here lies Alessandro Volta - well grounded at last. Prue Schran

Here lies Hans Bethe - He is now undergoing Be-tay decay. Jim Kernohan

Here the body of Ettore Majorana does not lie - his mass is
missing. Gerald Zani

Here lies Pauli - Room for one more. Paul Nord
Here lies Pauli - Spinning in his grave. Andy Gavrin
Here lies Pauli - he can only be in one grave at a time. Aaron Titus


I think someone is having you on, I could not find a serious reference to his Gravestone

2006-10-19 09:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 0 0

www.usyd.edu.au/macleay/jhMongrave.htm - 16k go here then in the middle of the page i dont know how far down it says niel bohr

2006-10-19 08:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by kboo 2 · 0 0

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