Is Al-Quida training Sting Rays to kill all Americans? Anyone? Think about it!
2006-10-19 08:24:54 · 14 answers · asked by Diana S 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
They have opened up a series of special underwater training camps for stingrays across the globe.
No American is safe!
Especially if they are Australian.
(It's a little known fact that Steve Irwin led a series of special ops against Al Quida in Afghanistan. No telling how many of them woke up with deadly vipers laying on their chests....only to see Steve Irwin standing over them laughing, saying "Nice pickle you've landed yourself in there mate!" before it bit them in the face.
Then there was that squadron of alligators rampaging through an Al-quida training camp. They didn't like that very much.Especially when the alligators tore Osama's garments off and he was running through camp in his underwear. They carried many screaming Al Quida guys in their jaws back to Steve Irwin who was again seen laughing!
The stinging jellyfish in Osama's bathwater on Christmas day, might have been the last straw. Steve Irwin appeared by remote TV giggling in his Santa suit!
One special ops guy was quoted as saying." I knew they'd get to Steve eventually. He didn't take the whole thing seriously. He was having too much fun tormenting Osama. He never thought of killing him"
.They finally got pissed off and launched their own deadly stingray operation!)
2006-10-19 09:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by CoolLuke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh -- good thinking. I can totally see it. And, taking Steve Irwin out was a brilliant move, too. They caught on that he was the secret kingpin behind all anti-terrorism campaigns. You know, I feel so hopelss now that I can't even trust stingrays.
2006-10-19 15:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just one thing, though. How are the stingrays gonna get after Americans living in Colorado? I bet Al Quaida didn't think about that. (You are kidding like I'm kidding, right? right?)
2006-10-19 15:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by brainstorm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's well known that Al-Quida hated Steve Irwin.
2006-10-19 15:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I heard about another sting ray attack in the chest. I think you are on to something here.........
2006-10-19 15:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that took all of a millisecond to think about!
Answer - No, and no!
I just can't wait for the next profound utterance!
2006-10-19 16:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Diana S, only you see it. But keep on working to get the word out.
2006-10-19 15:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its Al-Queda and no I dont.
Probably because there isnt one.
Now go put your tin-foil hat on and everything will be fine.
2006-10-19 15:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by jason12211 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-19 15:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by carasmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I never thought of that !
2006-10-19 17:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋