It has to be a quote... not a song. I'd also like to know who said it and what episode it was in if you can remember.
2006-10-19 07:37:50 · 13 answers · asked by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
My personal favorite was by Quagmire when he said "Back in the eighties i was always in bed by eight and home by eleven OH!"
2006-10-19 15:43:59 · update #1
I have a fav long and short quote
long quote by Stewie
Stewie Griffin: Aha! So they *do* make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! Well, fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! I've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful, porcelain layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society!
[runs to toilet]
Stewie Griffin: [shouts] You get a job!
short quote
Stewie Griffin: Mm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy.
2006-10-19 07:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stewie singing Ruler of the Kings Navy
2016-05-22 02:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Nothing says "Obey me" like a bloody head on a fence post"
-stewie, don't know which episode
(Meg walks into the dining room with her new lesbian look)
Chris says: "Mom, why is the cable guy here?"
these are from the family guy widget from mac, there are alot of quotes
2006-10-19 08:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by shaylo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleveland- 'Oh No, No, No, No!....Peter, can you hand me a towel?'
When peter has a tank and destroyed clevelands house. Cleveland was taking a bath and he fell down to the bottom floor. You have to watch it...its pretty funny. not good in just words.
and....
Stewie- "Hey Ladon, hey. Oh oh oh this?? Got a package, i signed it, World keeps on spinin'."
2006-10-19 07:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: "Oh yes, and then let's light up a doobie and smoke some pot"
I don't smoke, and that line is freaking hilarious the way he says it. I think it's 3rd season.
2006-10-19 07:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter asks himself what Bing Crosby would do when his kids are troubling him....Flashes to Bing at XMAS [Bing Crosby]"Just beat 'em with a sack of sweet valencia oranges...it doesn't leave a bruise and it shows them who's boss. No doubt about it!"
2006-10-19 08:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the movie when Stewie jumps off the shelf onto his highchair when he's drunk.
"Look at...look at this gash!!"
"It doesn't hurt though"
2006-10-19 07:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by bitemylollipop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably one of my favorites ever:
"Only one way to get rid of fleas...learn the language of the fleas and gain their trust -- then breed with their women. In time our differences will be forgotten..."
I never stop laughing at that one. :-)
2006-10-19 07:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chris looks at what he is about to eat and says," I'm gonna turn you into poo."
2006-10-19 08:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by davebarrca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stewie: "beat it lady you lost control of me the minute you blasted me out of your weiner warmer.
2006-10-19 16:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋