You Might Be A Democrat If...
You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
You've never been mugged.
You actually expect to collect Social Security.
You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
You think the Great Society has actually worked.
You don't see the similarity between WONK and ****.
You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
You know at least one Vegan.
You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.
You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.
You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
You think that Joan Baez had something to say.
You admire the Swedish welfare system.
You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
2006-10-19 06:53:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LOL
You lie and accuse people of things YOU are DOING to get the attention off of you.
You cut down everything our President is doing but have no PLAN yourselves.
You take the side of terrorists and use the same "talking points"
2006-10-19 06:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 5⤋
Bad legislation are the worst style of tyranny. Edmund Burke The US Government appears to be evolving right into a nation membership for socialists and vigour hungry bureaucrats. More than part of the proposals have questionable constitutionality. The different part are flat out unwise.
2016-08-31 23:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!!
You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy... and big oil (don't forget that one)
You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post... and the LA Times.
I must confess though - I did like American President (chick thing I guess).
2006-10-19 07:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Republican Mom 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Cute....an enormous waste of time, energy and space, but cute. Sad thing is, a lot of those points now cover the repukelicans as well as democraps. Sadly, both corrupt parties prefer BIG GOV'T, BIG CORPS., RESTRICTIONS ON RIGHTS and Domestice Surveillance. Only a fool would join these corrupt parties, in my humble opinion.
2006-10-19 07:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by irish_american_psycho 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I know I'm a Democrat because that's the little box that I checked when I registered to vote and it's printed on my voter registration card.
I know lots of people who checked Republican or Independent. We all have things in common and we all have things we disagree with, even within our own parties, so your list is a little silly since I can name Republicans that fit part of your list as easily as I can find Democrats who do and, vice versa, can find Democrats who don't agree with your list as easily as I can find Republicans.
So, in the end, it's what's printed on your voter registration that gets you the label. Now, want to ask how I know I'm a liberal?
2006-10-19 07:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
If I could award points for asking a question I would. This is quite possibly the best question ever asked. I am so glad to know I am not a Democrat (as if there was any doubt).
2006-10-19 07:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by cashcobra_99 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
sounds like a real republican scholar to me. Good show old chap. Naturally the dummycrats will be offended but too bad.
2006-10-19 07:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by old codger 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
You might be a liberal if you think the government (miles away) should do something about the homeless person (down the street).
2006-10-19 07:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by paradigm_thinker 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
i know that im a democrat because i dont believe a thing you and fox news tries to stuff in our faces and in a few weeks you will find out what is it like to have a real government instead of puppets for the oil industry.......FOOLS FOOLS YOUR ALL FOOLS
2006-10-19 07:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
It amazes me how much time you people have on your hands. Of course, using that time in a productive manner would make you a democrat. Judging by your rhetorical & meaningless question, I would guess you are lemming repub.
2006-10-19 06:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 4⤊ 6⤋