2006-10-19 06:29:21 · 36 answers · asked by Jaimie H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I scuffed my bell-end/clitoris whilst having sex last night & I cant walk!.. Its good for a two day sickie
2006-10-19 06:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a topic I should write a book about. Your excuse depends on your situation, and how well your boss knows you. Using the old "I don't feel well" and then listing specifics if you've called in sick before is a sure way to make your boss suspicious. Then you have to worry about doctors notes or lingering symptoms. Nope, the best thing is to come up with a situation that the boss has absolutely no way to verify- think of real rerasons why you've had to miss work unexpectedly, and use that. Good examples are: pet accidents (those involving injury), home accidents (busted water heater is a great one) or the old death in the family trick. If you have to call in sick, make sure it is something different from the flu or a cold. Tell them you sprained your ankle or hurt your back. Most employers understand that it takes a long time to get into the doctor/chiropractor office. All you have to do is get an ace bandage and fake a limp!
2006-10-19 06:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by irish1269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sever stomach pains. you don't have to sound sick when you call in just say your gettings these very intence waves of pain. I had them once it was hell on earth but its athe excuse I always use when need to sign on. You can take just one day of and be totally fine and recovered the next day. Its a short term thing symtoms are simple and sever.
2006-10-19 06:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back ache or tooth ache,otherwise a tummy bug and you don't want anyone to catch it,as you are really bad with it at the moment,or you went out for a meal and must have eaten something that was off
2006-10-19 06:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are female and have a male boss, just say you are suffering from "womens problems" - he will never ask you to go into details! Oh and another thing, if you telephone him whilst laying on your back with your head hanging off the side of the bed, you will sound really ill, try it! you will see what I mean!
2006-10-19 06:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by MissEssex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens came down and abducted me on my way to work, i was nearly there guv. They did a few tests then dropped me back in Scotland, i had to travel home from there and i only had a couple of quid on me. Worked for me!!
2006-10-19 06:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by buttercup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always being on time as scheduled. If you are habitually late, or absent, nothing you say will be believed. If you are reliable, than pretty much anything you come up with will be accepted as truth...
2006-10-19 06:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ricardo C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My entire family was wiped out last night by machine-gun wielding burglars and I didn't get much sleep afterwards.
2006-10-19 06:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- My grandparents died (warning this only works 4 time unless you are a great liar)
- The air conditioning in the building is too hot/too cold so I can't come to work until you fix it.
- I'm sick as a parrot - I've got that bird flu
2006-10-19 06:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jez 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Family emergency. Doesn't invite a lot of questions!
2006-10-19 08:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋