English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

27 answers

what is your purpose in life other than to be a complete moron? i happen to like the smurfs thank you very much. its a classic. how old are you anyway?? 16?

FYI - if they were asexual there wouldnt be smurfette and all the other smurfs wouldnt flirt with her all the time.

2006-10-19 05:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by §eeker 5 · 0 1

Smurfs have attained an enlightened oneness with the world around them. They have no need for individual pleasures, and experience reality through the communal vision that is Smurfhood. That's why so many of their concepts are inter-related, and thus need only the one word that can truly encapsulate all of them, as outlined in The Smurf Creed (first penned by Desmurfs):

"I Smurf - Therefore, I Am"

2006-10-19 05:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who says smurfs are asexual? I seem to remember there being a female smurf.

I played in a punk band in the 80's One of our tunes was titled "Papa Smurf Was a Punk". It went something like:

Papa smurf was a punk
He had a funny hairdo
always doing lots of junk
he turned blue...

Ok, I didn't say it was a *good * tune... ;)

2006-10-19 05:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They Are Blue,
Yes Well I Have No Idea
They Have Stupid Voices Too

2006-10-20 12:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Haha who says they're asexual. Smurfette gets around. We called this **** Smurfette in H.S. I always thought it was a good one.

2006-10-19 05:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ ♫ 4 · 0 0

dont know what their purpose is but if I see any more hanging around here, its gonna be Smurf pie for the dog

2006-10-19 05:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0 0

I think Victoria smurf is fit?
Good actress too?

2006-10-19 05:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If they're asexual, why is there a smurfette? just cos u don't see lots of little blue things doing it, doesn't mean they don't.

2006-10-19 05:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by yellowduck48 2 · 1 0

To change the world to blue and white.

2006-10-19 05:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0 0

To promote communism.

2006-10-19 07:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers