I left her six months ago now and she hassles me my family & friends! Funny suggestions only please she isn't worth taking legal action!
2006-10-19 05:31:53 · 34 answers · asked by punkyboygirl_24 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Send her a dildo in the mail and atach a note that says "Your new boyfriend cause we're over. Move on."
2006-10-19 05:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marry her. She will lose interest after 12 years or so. Leave you for another woman. You will of lost some of your hair by then, gained a few extra pounds and the ladies you then lust over will think you are too old, smelly n pathetic. But she will of stopped mailing you.
Easy, next question?!
2006-10-19 05:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by theblaney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to meet up with you, stand her up, ask her to meet up with you, stand her up and keep doing that until she gets the idea through her thick skull.
Oh, don't reply to any of her emials during this "training period"...if she asks your family/friends about it just have them tell her that they will pass the message on (which they obviously won't) :)
You could always go pyshco on her and phone her every hour of the day, send her numerous e-mails and write her numerous letters then maybe she will get to the point where you are at and tell you where to go.
2006-10-19 05:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by debs1701 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell her that if she is that dependent on you for conversaiton, that you have a friend who just got out of jail and is looking for someone new to hook up with as his old girlfriend is still in solitary. In the meantime, tell her you are taking up a hobby in mindreading and that you have no problems spilling the deails of all "revealed" knowledge.
2006-10-19 05:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by scarlettohara1861 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny suggestions wont solve your problem
have you got a friendly police officer who might SUGGEST she
moves on as the fun is over no one needs that in their life
worked for me 4 years ago and she emigrated to Italy worth a try cheers
2006-10-19 09:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore her completely and she will soon get bored, she craves attention and while you give it to her (good or bad) she will continue to hassle you. Once she realises she won't get a reaction she should stop hopefully.
Good luck!
2006-10-19 05:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by kchick8080 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a book of spells and do a bit of witchcraft to keep her at bay! Works wonders for ex girlfriends or boyfriends.
2006-10-19 05:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by AliG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell her straight....go away....tell her your in a new relationship and it's not good for her to keep calling because your new woman is on the warpath so she better watch out....tell her to stay away from your family and friends or you will have her dealt with...telling her that you DONT love her may help...but do something before she does something weird...she sounds like a right freak
2006-10-19 07:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a hit out on her - you asked for funny suggestions!
2006-10-19 06:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol make her a contact card with a photo of any prostitute and put her number on the card and put it in all the nearby phone fings and on all tress and walls lol so she will get random lonly men callin her up lookin 4 a gd time if u get my drift lol n den will b too busy to bother u :P lol gd luck xxxxx
2006-10-19 05:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋