A mother-in-laws kiss???????
I need to warm up my coffee....
2006-10-19 04:50:03 · 32 answers · asked by itty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An ex mother-in-law who won't let me go !!!!!!
After one of her kisses I need to be buried by an
avalanche to warm up again !!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she hugs me i turn into ice crystals !!!!!
When she calls my phone lines freezes !!!!!
And when she is here i need to keep a fire going
so the absolute zero temperature does not effect my
brain chemistry and the indoor clouds sometimes manifest
a weather pattern !!!!!!
I call her :
The Big Freeze O' Rama From The Bottom of Hell Saint
Ice Queen!!
2006-10-19 05:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♪σρսϟ яэχ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silence
2006-10-19 05:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you put on 12 pairs of sweats,a ski-doo suit and a big fur jacket with knee high boot and big fur gloves ,you would find that Siberia,Russia reaches temeratures past -60 degrees below,well if you are looking for your style of answer,how about your old aunt or grandmother who has hair on her face ,yes a mustache and warts hmmmmm love to kiss my grandma only because she brought my mom or dad here to create me yechhhh!!!,but yes i still love her think of that one
2006-10-19 05:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by john h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a person you only want to visit in the summer time.
(Gee, I love my mother-in-law. I guess I'm lucky that way.)
2006-10-19 06:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm well I've never had a Mother in Law ,so I would say my ex saying "I love you" gets the award for coldest lol :)
2006-10-21 17:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liquid nitrogen. If your mother-in-laws lips are that cold I would wear an otter fur lined lip cover.
2006-10-19 05:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My last one was very cold from beginning to end yet not as cold as the scorned daughter once I admitted to sleeping with her best friend. After that when she would spread her legs the furnace would kick on.
2006-10-21 14:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My left foot,every now and then,even in the hottest day of summer,it feel like ice only on the inside.Yes,I am a diabetic.
2006-10-19 06:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't have a mother-in-law, but I know my grandma (who is a *****) has REALLY cold spit covered kisses, she feels the need to kiss you on the cheek and she leave an icy spit trail.
2006-10-19 04:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a sister in laws kiss
2006-10-19 04:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋