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2006-10-19 03:55:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2006-10-19 03:56:07 · update #1
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2006-10-19 03:56:31 · update #2
Quite by accident, I half introduced a new past time to the Yahoo Community. I can't claim to have invented this past time (everything that is either wise or foolish has already been invented, it has been said.)
Originally, I was writing to make a point about the way some people using answers pays a lot of importance on incorrect spelling and focuses their comments on a simple difference in choice of letters, and ignores the original point meant by the person's question. What utter nonsense.
Unless people engage in "Alternate Spelling," the meaning of what people write is usually obvious. Complaining about someone's use of English is just so much wasted time, especially when it is infinitely more legible than this paragraph.
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Well, Alternate Spelling is not very well received by some people. Look on Saturday's forum of Abuse. Comparable to racist comments, obscenity, or on invocation to commit violence. I have received a total of four violations, for a total of sixty points! All because I have been engaging in this past time, and I expect several more. You Yahoo users that report my questions are quite high strung. I suggest you do something else, while you chill out.
2006-10-19 04:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I hope the Yahoo police read Alicat's response and realize that your (Solly's) questions are fun to decipher and they perfectly fall into the category of word play and/ or riddles.
I am just as upset as you because I've had 5 questions deleted on me for being "incomprehensible."
Since this question is still here, maybe they have finally come to their senses. Possibly you have to start your question "Alternate spelling riddle" or something of the sort to soothe them, like you did.
Translation to alternate spelling:
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Eye um justice subset @ss shoe beak cuss psi fad viva kiss johns stiletto dummy verb beaning "ink hombre hand symbol."
Synthesis john East tiller, may bidet half vinyl lick comb Tudor census. Posse bleach chew half two star chore kiss john "All tourniquet spell Ingrid dull" horse humping Ammosaur douche who've dim, lie cue dead.
2006-10-19 10:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it is just a matter of degree. Your paragraph is somewhat legible. People with poor grammar or spelling may be more or less legible.
The problem is that statements that are only slightly illegible can be open to many interpretations.
If I say, "Wats wit rice?":
Am I asking for opinions on the US Secretary of State?
Am I asking for a description of white rice?
2006-10-19 04:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Umm??? You really are trying to pass time huh?
2006-10-19 04:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Oh well 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hey write shorter ???? that would help!@!
2006-10-19 04:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Praiser in the storm 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋