2006-10-19 03:23:52 · 19 answers · asked by bootylicious_1969 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I hope the event is a public flogging.
2006-10-19 05:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite George W Bush
2006-10-19 10:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him it is all about 'education, education, education' (lie if you have to). Give him a load of bull about how you are soooo like his biggest fan, ohmigod, yeah but no but. And to conclude your letter, sign off as Mr P. Niss Bush. With any luck he will think you have a connection to Dubya and you'll be well in!!!
What's your event? He's not much good at piss ups in brewerys I'm afraid, but have a try!!
2006-10-19 10:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by nellyenno 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Email Tony!
2006-10-19 10:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by Abularaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite him, also offer to pay Cherie,lots of money. Also make a point of having the Worlds Press there. Plus lots of children he might impress.
If you could get Bush there, he will most certainly turn up, (I'm not sure who will wear the dress though)
2006-10-23 10:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by CLIVE H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him its an event about a war and that George Bush is attending.
2006-10-19 10:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ellie29uk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will have better luck inviting Bill Clinton provided a Lot of loose women are invited too.
2006-10-19 10:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him an Invitation and also mention that George Bush is also coming.
2006-10-23 09:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by harshan j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Cherie
2006-10-19 10:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of money, and it seems these people like little kids, so tell him it a kids party
2006-10-19 10:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by tcmoosey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋