most creative answer gets the points.
2006-10-19 02:23:06 · 12 answers · asked by jazzy_chica85 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Spend more time lying down. And when you do get up, if you don't want to wear a bra, have a little monkey hang behind your back and cup your breasts.
2006-10-19 02:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
See now most people will tell you that the trick is to wear a bra. They've got it all wrong. Breasts don't sag because of gravity, they sag because they're sad and depressed. They feel don't feel apprecitaed. "How do I get my breasts to feel appreciated?" you might ask. Well my dear I will tell you. What you have to do is wear a shirt less often. Yes, take those puppies out and show them to people. It'll be no time at all before they feel so appreciated they'll stand up and do a little bouncy dance! If you feel shy at first or don't think it will work, come on by my house and I'll show you a little appreciation to get you started right!
2006-10-19 09:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haven't you heard? saggy breasts are the absolute latest fashion trend....new lines of clothing are being designed as we speak to accommodate the natural gravitational pull on our bodies. this is wonderful news for those of us that prefer not to surgically enhance what nature has provided. i for one am happy to hear that society is approaching the acceptance of sagging breasts, as mine have been in my armpits for years. (nothing that a little duct tape couldn't help correct!)
2006-10-19 09:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by panamm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape
2006-10-19 09:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flying buttresses could help, but that's an awful lot of mason hanging around to get it done proper
2006-10-19 09:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tight Tube top
2006-10-19 09:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by misshardhat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing,welcome to womanhood.
2006-10-19 10:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tye them saggy hooters up with rubber bands hons owe twist bend cram on them ruber bands too lift up tired ol;d ugly saggy hooters or cow bags hons!!
2006-10-19 09:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay 17 forever...
2006-10-19 09:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the handyman's secret weapon... duct tape.
2006-10-19 09:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by Audio God™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋