Hillary Clinton Gets Some Advice
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
2006-10-19 02:21:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LMAO that was great but her advisor will be satan himself
2006-10-19 02:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
in basic terms as the different President, she'll have her close advisors. yet i assume what you have become at is will she search for bill's suggestion. the picture of our cutting-edge President, George Bush, she might want to decide on to seek guidance of previous Presidents - Bush consults mutually with his father quickly and through his old advisors, and Hillary will certainly search for bill's, notwithstanding i imagine she will be ready to opt to below some human beings imagine. She has a distinct income by technique of having a previous President who replaced into so gifted at overseas relatives be so obtainable to her. She has already pronounced that bill can make an awesome ambassador. i imagine it truly is a destiny job for him no count number who turns into President. he's too valuable in that section to waste.
2016-12-05 00:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary will seek the advice of Kim Jong Ill.
They both have the same goals and agenda.
2006-10-19 02:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I hope she ask for advise from her husband, the last legally elected president. He was also the most successful at running he country over the last 40 years.
2006-10-19 02:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't think Hillary listens to ANYONE. She thinks SHE knows it all!
2006-10-19 03:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny but it will never happen those men with testicles would never vote for that lesbian and too many women dislike her also for her to become president.
2006-10-19 04:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ynot! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
beautiful, simply marvelous
she shoul d go with lincoln
but still what a nightmare if she actually gets elected
2006-10-19 02:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I think she gets her marching orders from Satan.
2006-10-19 03:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by cyberfuel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
opinion polls. listening to opinion polls filled out by people who know nothing about national security, economics, politics, etc, aka democrats.
2006-10-19 02:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by kunta kinte 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i like that.
but hillary will probably get advice from scientology's aliens
2006-10-19 02:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋